Gregory Lynn

There are very few things in life that are 100% true.

Gotta sell them feet pics, make a living, keep the fam in fancy feast.

No. Not with american vaguely cheeselike product.

He's such a fucking ignorant piece of shit. Just woefully assumes his bigoted bullshit is actual history. I've pulled shit out of my ass the night before a paper was due that has more historical accuracy than this shit.

That kinda proves his point.

Teacher!

Can we have class outside today?

I need people--and specifically the ones on the podcast I'm listening to--to understand that Caroline and Carolyn are pronounced differently.

I'm gonna kick you too because that line is just so great, you deserve it.

I have just realized that my mom's caregiver did not have a radical hairstyle change but is, in fact, wearing a hat.

That is a true fact.

He should stop at Normandy on the way to see all those people who died not for American culture but for what is right.

That marseillaise scene is the greatest in western cinema and i will kill or die on that hill as needed.

It never occurs to them that people will disagree with them.

Being alone is the best.

Wait till the WBC starts and you start having nice thoughts about Judge.

I met my wife at work with she told me what i was doing wrong

That looks really good.

I would watch this.

Is there anyone out there knowledgeable about food prep who can give me the advice i don't know i should be asking for in regards to salads, vegetables in general, and easy meals for when the depression makes it hard to get out of bed.

Wait, what?

Elsie and Elmer done got hitched?

There was no throwing. It was a stiff arm.

Please please please execute a few of them in the town square and leave their entrails for the pigeons.

Pedro Martinez did not throw Don Zimmer to the ground.

I do not line that at all

I go off to take a leak and we score three goals. WTF?

I cannot.

You know who would be great in a Miss Marple type cozy mystery is Verin Mathwin from #TheWheelOfTime.

Maybe a little Roger Ackroyd thing just for fun.

#WoTSkies

It was true when his dad was around and it's true now. Never trust a man with more than two Us in his name.

I guess the Czechia v Sweden game is Ova.

Really? I was annoyed i didn't think of it right off.