decay is an extant form of life

in honor of halloween posting one of my favorite pics of me and my dad

i don’t like hugs really but yesterday a patient tearfully thanked me for listening to her and asked for a hug and you bet your ass i gave her one

An aunt is any woman who 1. Knows your parents 2. Sees you 1 or more times per year on average 3. Notices how tall you've gotten

ok, we flood the stadium, we give both teams a boat, and baby, you've got a naumachia going.

it’s not that i think women authors should get a pass for writing bad books because they’re women it just does not escape my notice that the various women purveyors of mass market novels on sale in the airport are hunted for sport daily whilst james patterson and his ilk remain at large

i spend way less time on bluesky than i ever did on twitter (positive)

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

ok wait i’m glad it’s not just me, i downloaded it because my mom was sending me funny posts and i was immediately faced with just the worst most dogshit takes nonstop

the only possible use case i could see is for patients who are unable to tell you how they’re feeling but we ALREADY have scales for that, i don’t need a computer to walk me through it!!

this is the worst

fun history fact!

you might think that captains choose to "go down with the ship" out of a sense of honor or tradition, but it's actually much simpler than that. every ship's captain dreams of piloting a ghost ship, and there's only one way to get that job

i have literally said “I don’t know exactly what’s wrong but his vibes are terrible” about a patient within the past month. and i was RIGHT

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Be mindful of content warnings. Or, if your stomach is strong, go in blind for the full experience of a violent bishoujo game-inspired vn.

This is also where I have been! I did some writing and some art with my close good friends. (mind the TWs, this is an ero horror jam)

it's that time of year, it's time to get your flu and covid booster shot unless you're from massachusetts then it's time for your flu and covid borcester shot

The most important setting is finally getting representation in Magic: the Gathering.

Massachusetts.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

i get it now… it’s not about ophelia the character it’s about the FATE of ophelia (singing sad songs until she drowns). you win this one taylor swift

new tswift album starts out strong and then fizzles out imo but it is extremely funny to write a song about your bf’s dick when the entire world knows exactly who you’re talking about

taylor swift should make like a harsh noise album or a black metal album or something just because the fallout from that would be really funny from multiple angles

I saw this announcement in the Simplicity Sewing FB Group about the company switching to being independently owned!

#simplicity #simplicitypatterns #sewing

well well well look who immediately showed up and started chewing on me

(i wasn’t an icu nurse but i did help prone a lot of ventilated patients)

mary roach’s newest book is really good and i’ve been listening to it while doing my little tasks but man i did not expect the ventilator chapter to send me back there

to be fair it was a really big beer

in case anyone else was wondering it’s called Fujiwhara and not Fujiwara because that’s how the guy liked to romanize his name. saved you a google

One of the best examples of a #Fujiwhara I’ve ever seen on today’s Canadian model!! Storms doing a 360 dance!🕺
Not to say it’s correct, but this is right out of a text book!
#Humberto #Imelda #Hurricane

you know what they say— bad times don’t last, but bad bitches do 💜💪

swimsuit Moko made & worn by me
photos by @hunj.bsky.social
taken at the WPACS event in Erie!

#hundredline #hundredlinelastdefenseacademy #mokomojiro

this is the only thing that matters to me