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Was watching adventure time. Thought of this picture I saw on Twitter. The picture was of a bear who was looking at the camera knowingly. knew l'd make this when I acted out a little scene. Scribbled on receipt paper on the back cover of slaughterhouse five; hope Vonnegut likes it

Made a comic at work today (thread)

Plankton: The Movie represents a literal shift that we still feel today. #inspiration

I like making the mannequins in H&M flip you off

*Erm actually nuclear power plants don’t give off any radiation* buddy, Becky the 12 year old don’t know shit

Teen Vogue died so Tween Vogue can live. 11 year olds will inherit the nuclear power plants aww look at them in their little hard hats getting irradiated

Sometimes I just say shit

From a silver dolphin spout, the coffee poured right out. Not to mention at the end, a lil spurt of cream!!!!-mel brooks

Anyone (of age) wants to fuck you. If they don’t it’s your problem. I heard so many stories of people with nothing going for them getting it on back in my day there was an automat on every corner and behind each door was someone who was getting more pussy and dick then you or I ever could #fact

Doodles of adventure time characters Finn the human and Jake the dog on receipt paper. There are two doodles of Finn; one where he’s dancing and the other is mad and about to stab Jake the dog with his original sword while Jake is blowing on a dandelion

Been watching adventure time at work, is really good. Every episode a classic. Making me feel nice and melancholy about youth; Also it’s really REALLY funny

I should probably tell baby me to invest in bitcoin… or kill Epstein… either way I’ll have a lot in my hard drive

Discord screenshot of a discord stream playing gameplay of the halo combat evolved pc port from 2003 but updated to support modern online servers halo custom edition

Getting off my mall job to play halo CE; it really is 2003 all over again

Leaving twitter, it keeps showing me postman pat. I’ve blocked 59 people but postman pat still appears. I like Thomas the tank engine. not. this. mailman!

YES YES YES DUSKULL

Wow

Haven’t posted her e in a while, sorry a bomb went off #proctologyfail

Twitter post by the news company TMZ saying “#EXCLUSIVE Jane Goodall’s cause of death has been revealed.”

Jane Goodall died because she put a sharpie up her nose, monkeys dear to all our hearts please destroy the Newell brands offices in Atlanta Georgia then rest yo

Da a nw to is was pretty this got dippin dots arwhrbers

Miniso, I think in their last big peanuts anniversary release

W

AWS DOWN SO I CAN BE LAZY

Literally seeing those while buying a new monitor got me wanting to get both a switch 2 and Pokémon ZA (there’s a Pokémon that looks like my dog)

Am I the only one who thinks that it's beautiful that Terrance and Phillip still stand their ground and sing Uncle Fucka even when they know they're gonna die

Damn missed Freddie and the alchemist, could’ve seen em but I’m 5 days late to a show that probably sold out 6 months ago. it’s too bad I fucked Time Machine Johnson’s girlfriend otherwise I’d be there in 7 seconds 8

Oh good for you

Straight up having the best day

Amazing. Just perfection