Illegal Pussy Flavored Pringles

geeeeez lol

CAN IT STOP BEING HOT I WANNA GO OUTSIIOOOOOODEE

mushrooms+beef+tofu simmered in garlic, gochujang and soy sauce is really really good and simple

really should have bought scallions but i am NOT going to the store a 5th time this week. no WAY

a beautiful tofu lunch i don’t wanna take a pic of but it’s being eaten rn and it’s sooo good

wifey raiding with her MMO guild, I knock and come in (braless) and bring her a sandwich. i say, babe this was the last of the bread if you could help me knead the dough once you win, it’s rising now. her cock gets incredible stiff

too hot outside. i am not caramelizing onions today…

you are doing so well!!!!

Frame #827 from 50s E04-05 mirror land

spooky to think about all the shit i have done and didn’t do in the past 20 years. anyway the mountain goats the sunset tree turns 20 soon which means we are entering year 20 of making it through this year

slurpee for two

dude i fucking LOVE lunch

vegeta is so cool

a man with glasses and a beard is standing in front of a computer monitor ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is standing in front of a computer monitor

Chasers when they see a white boy with a twisted soul throw on NIN

I,,,,, tired

Welcome sign
Cleveland, ND

SGG used to make good games, then they made diarrhea that a certain flavor of bisexuals want to slurp in. and the bisexual poop fiends won

it’s like, maybe an okay game. but you basically gotta ignore all the game mechanics and just care about the character design being horny and the music being fun, and like at that point just jack off to cool music

hades is one of the worst games ever and every changed made under early access made it worse and worse.

i got cold beer a big fan and incense lit and my nipples have never been more hard

If Your Erection Continues Likes This, Your Life May Be In Danger! Nurses Are Ordered By The Doctor To Get These Patients To Ejaculate, As Quickly As Possible 40 Ladies

disgaea cleric

maybe… im the hank hill

hiiiii ily, id be the peggy to your hank

first meal in the new rice cooker, amazing crust on the rice. could have chopped the chicken thighs smaller but it’s damn good

every once in a while i will look at a pic of bourdains fridge and crumple in a ball of tears

backstage #あのそよ #myGO

went to the store a 4th time 🤡