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Enjoy!
The star is you!

you ever have a day so exhausting you are imploding in bed at 8pm

Bro you were 2 years old when the berries and cream lad was hot. We must stop reaching into the past its time to make our own heros

hundo, a real brekkie gives you super powers

for me with biking at least, some days i could do 20 miles easy and other days it is a fight to get 5 miles done. sometimes you are mysteriously weak for a day or mysteriously beast mode

here is da thing, skin care does actually work and makes you feel and look better

Oh, it's you.
Nice to see you.
Having a young teammate
makes me want to try harder.
I'm looking forward to the next race.

if i am being generous to myself i am 5'8 but im like 90% sure im shorter than that lmao

canon heights never make any sense, but CS being 5'3 is sooooo funny

YouTube video by Lamb - Topic Little Things

youtu.be/__o3tdGWFB4

frankenstein in chastity, call that deadlock

You can assemble the fireworks, or BE the fireworks.

yesss, and this is STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL

anyone check on alan dershowitz yet? still kicking?

YouTube video by PLACEBO Placebo - Kitty Litter (Official Audio)

youtu.be/7oL-E1b7Dwg

gonna put on all the songs about longing for anal by placebo and brood into the night

as someone with a boob freckle. it is crazy people go 'wow it is so smart when porn artists put one there' like, sorry girls like us do exist

pitching a news letter about donuts to see if someone takes the bait and pays me big bucks

hotline bling voice: you used to call me on the black phone, you are the grabber played by ethan hawk. I know when that grabber call

girl penis hallelujah

I wish it was music, music is an amazing last name that isn’t mine

deeply funny to have my last name be one of my hobbies

||Caught in the autumn rain again, she snaps back to reality. It's getting cold, she thinks.

It would be great if she could warm herself up by a fire right now.||

Ohhh! Thanks!
She's the cute green one.
Tell her to come back home.
Tell her that if she comes back,
I'll do anything for her!

the same

hiiiiiii

today I feel like a fresh head of cabbage begging to be eaten, i need to feel my crisp and juicy leaves buckle under a beasts teeth

jk polar was on sale so now i am drinking one and peace has returned to my life

not being able to buy seltzer is killing meeeee, i need the bubbles dog