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π•΅π–†π–‰π–Š π•²π–”π–—π–‰π–”π–“πŸ™ π”šπ”₯π”žπ”±π”’π”³π”’π”― 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 π”Ÿπ”’π”΄π”¦π”©π”‘π”’π”― π”ͺ𝔒. Support my art on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jadegordon linktr.ee/JadeGordon

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Lol, I was looking for pics of your dolls on my PC and ran across the redheaded pic this morning. XD

I knew there was a boy mech, too! I just forget names.

15.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*I understood why even he has a whole going up/going down protocol so he doesn't have to go up and down a lot. "I'll be up in a minute." :: he arrives 10 min later :: XD

14.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They had stairs, too!* So did another friend I stayed with the 1st night. As long as they're sturdy! I went to 2 restaurants where the last step down my foot went into the floor. 1 only a dent, t'other a bit scarier - bathrooms down there, and I couldn't even get to the toilet for the floor rot.

14.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck ALT: a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck

Yeah, as much as I wanna stay with him next time, having non-tobacco places to stay would be good. I hadn't realized his mom and gran chain smoked at home. Me after 12 days:

13.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, sometimes I wish I coulda seen the older big boys, or the first versions of Mini-Machinas.

Hopefully I can get back one day and just peep everything in person. ^.~;;

13.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it too scary to travel with some of your earlier creations?

13.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a dog is crawling up a set of stairs with the words this is kinda how i feel right now . ALT: a dog is crawling up a set of stairs with the words this is kinda how i feel right now .

Him:

13.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Zay's linguistic gems is a great thing you can do for your brain.

12.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to go hiking and be outside more, but accessible options I have few. Third spaces? Money to spend so I'm not "loitering"? Stability and predictability of social groups in this pandemic? In this economy?

Lock in on the bad actors destroying communities in any way they can. Ok? ok.

09.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the unattended kids & teens being cruel and nonsensical by way of being deprived of guidance by their families, who let TV/Internet babysitter fill in because they had to be working 3 jobs to keep everyone sheltered and fed. Meanwhile little/no funding for community activities that support kids.

09.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Touch grass." Eat my entire butt. You are blaming people at the wrong end of the problem. You aren't even directing it at rubes who - secure day to day, have lives, friends - choose to hate online for jollies. Feeding on drama online instead of going to therapy.

09.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You let the narrative - even at the most liberal and "woke" end - be shaped by decades of hate and fear sowing propaganda, shaming and complaining and directing your disdain at people who do not have the resources you do.

09.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Part of the problem here is not redirecting your energy to target people creating a need for connection online because it's not available locally. Even then, online spaces are important and need respect and protection for the tools they are with human connection and information sharing.

09.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because "going to another service" is not working, every jump people vanish, every jump people are less engaged, every different place to go for a different function means less coherence overall and people disengage.

And every "big ideas" boss and every investor will ruin things eventually.

09.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, another dozen ableist views of "internet" "social media" activities.

Say that you don't care who ends up isolated, who looses their communities, who looses their data-based records and recourses, who looses cherish memories of loved ones who are far away - say it with your full chest.

09.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This was also made clear in the past! I don't expect perfection and 10,000% purity, but I expect to see an effort to learn and try.

03.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*tired.

Anyway, check back in after you've spent the time to go through your follows list while you think about the state of the world and what you support right now.

03.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen enough of y'all following people actively doing harm & supporting the corrupt systems we're seeing in action now. For *YEARS*. "It's my job to follow..." doesn't hold up when you are not tech illiterate and could do it on a burner account for *work*. I'm so tied, y'all make me feel unsafe.

03.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DOZENS of you follow him still. SO upset by the files - but aren't willing to do the lightest of work to amend your behavior? This isn't vanilla vs. chocolate, "death of the author" arguments. I have to assume you're part of the problem that keeps these horrors going, and I will act accordingly.

03.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whelp. Had an appointment, have to cancel, maybe next week's too. I'd have to get through clouds/residue of chemical agents to see one of my doctors. Even though I have a decent respirator, I don't have safe ways to clean up without exposing others. Count attacking hospital facilities, too. Creeps.

02.02.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A pair of new Animals in Menswear. I need to keep thinking of new animals, because these are #39 and 40! And I've repeated Cats, Dogs, and Frogs, as well as multiple ungulates, and avians.

You can support my art here: www.patreon.com/jadegordon

01.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That looks so good. I just ate a huge bowl of curry and bread and I STILL wanna eat that.

26.01.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were β€œkidding” or being ironic

www.404media.co/the-200-site...

16.03.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23798    πŸ” 12684    πŸ’¬ 1253    πŸ“Œ 1133
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For a second I thought... 🀭 (Seriously, I get so sad when people put in big wallpaper orders and don't shoooow me what they do with it!)

14.01.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot stress it to you enough how surrounded we are by those who do harm, how free and supported they are. Did you vote for this private (rich) citizen to be having this influence on everybody else for only his own personal interests?

14.01.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I use them to avoid handwashing SO much - most soaps cause eczema or dry peeking skin - to avoid cross contamination, handling things that are difficult to wash from my hands (greasy, oily things, etc.), things likely to leave smells that won't come out, and breading fried foods to avoid club hands.

11.01.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi folks. Funny story!
Last December I sold Shapeshifters. We signed the contract on 12/18.
On 12/19 we learned that the FDA was sending threatening letters to chest binder companies. I got mine on 12/22. Merry fucking Christmas to me.

Cue the mad scramble for legal advice over the holidays. (1/3)

09.01.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I might be why shoes have Velcro now. πŸ˜‚

06.01.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was about 12, I was leaning down putting my sneakers on, and pulled up so hard on the laces one broke and I punched myself in the face so hard I knocked myself out.

06.01.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his eyes closed and his mouth open . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his eyes closed and his mouth open .

Bonus:

Me: "Hey, should I lower this compression waistband for the images?"
Tech: "Nah! It's fine!"
Me, at home 2 days later viewing the images, and that I look like sausage links:

03.01.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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