(Disgusted Noise)

18 days until Valentine’s Day and my heaving bosom is going unappreciated. this is a scam

Have we done the research yet to figure out if the same people vehemently against non-binary pronouns are the same ones who had issues using the correct "their" and "they're" during the pre-autocorrect era of the internet?

If you are not already, pay attention to increasing attacks on porn even if porn is something you do not care for. The attacks, architected and carried out by zealots, are intended to broaden the classification of "porn" to include all sorts of speech determined "subversive" by zealots. This is what has drawn me to this community and fight. I'm not a porn super fan. "Obscenity" is long where this battle has been fought and sex workers are on the front lines of that fight. *Their* free speech battle is one you benefit from, fellow artists.

Don't get me wrong! I don't mean to distance myself from love and appreciation for smut, subversive art, literature, trash and more. I am a true fan of all of the above (in no small part because I also know and appreciate its role in the history of this struggle). But one should not feel they have to be a fan to appreciate what this fight means for the freedom of speech (especially speech including queer and feminist perspectives, which have often been grouped together as "subversive" and "dangerous" texts in the name of state censorship).

Pay attention to the newly accelerated war on porn.

Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again HOUSTON—Coming to terms with its diminished status after thousands of years as a venerated deity commanding pure devotion, the sun admitted this week that it was unsure what it had to do to get humans to worship it again. “Last year I tried this huge total eclipse, and that didn’t do shit,” the sun said […]

Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again
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The Gentleman is a steady presence in Pokémon... but in Gen 8 he, uh... changes | #pokemon #pokémon #tbshorts

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See
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Do not dunk. Do not quote-post. Do not screenshot and repost.
They wish to be visibly cruel because it makes them feel big and strong.

Block them with the most powerful block button we've had on social media to save yourself the energy, and save others from the garage being spread

“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
- Dr. Martin Luther King

Illustration of a black man with short hair and a mustache. Within his silhouette is the of the March on Washington in 1963.

Today we remember Martin Luther King on #MLKDay and the ongoing fight for civil rights in the United States.

Happy Founders Day to my fellow Dovely Ladies of Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Incorporated!

People have been yelling for erotica but with plot for ages but it's been all dismissed as shit for girls and therefore niche and dumb

I can't ever stop thinking about how award winning writing is happening on AO3. Where are their HBO greenlights!!

A 4 panel comic The first two panels are titled “Blocking someone on Twitter” Panel 1: Blue guy holding a door open. Red guy stands in the doorway Panel 2: Blue guy slams door on Red guy, however the door has large glass panels, so Red Guy can still keep watching Blue guy like an absolute pervert. The second two panels are titled “Blocking someone on Bluesky” Panel 3: The Blue guy is reaching down and picking up a large piece of machinery. The red guy watches him. Panel 4: The large piece of machinery is revealed to be a shoulder mounted nuclear cannon. Blue Guy uses the cannon to blast Red guy completely out of existence.

a comic about blocking

Nothing is more effective as a game walkthrough than an enormous plaintext document from gameFAQS dot com.

Displaced Black Families GoFund Me Directory

We need to highlight Black people who have suffered loss during these LA fires. Please please share this "Displaced Black Families" document and donate if you can!!!!!

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Um hello there’s not a “rising oligarchy.” It’s been here. It’s been here for a while. POC have been telling us it’s here. Y’all just didn’t listen. And now our government is almost irreversibly deep in the pockets of billionaires and evangelical radicals.

What do you mean Bloodborne came out 10 years ago, 10 years ago is for games like Final Fantasy X

Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database PASSAIC, NJ—Scott Moreland, a walking database of sports facts and figures, scorned Tim Dansby, a walking database of science-fiction anecdotes and trivia, Monday afternoon.

Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database

funny polygon rabbit! 🎵

#vibribbon #lowpoly

so real 😩😩‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

“Why don’t people want the Wrong Answers machine we designed to give people bespoke, algorithmically generated incorrect nonsense?”

In the past people had to find or even blindly assume their own incorrect answers, but thanks to modern technology we can synthesize new, never-before dreamed of quantities of wrong information near-instantaneously

it kicks ass that we've fully moved on from a model of internet success based on organically developing an audience who rewards you for creating interesting or entertaining work to everyone desperately trying to cheat their way into an audience so they can then scam them with various schemes

Screenshot from my letterbox review of Nosferatu (2024) that reads: “At one point every woman who fucks dudes has had an intense situationship with a weird looking man who could blow her back out”

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. Jack Handey

your mentions when you post about fun

Every Movement In Man’s Burrito-Eating Technique Informed By Past Burrito Tragedies

Every Movement In Man’s Burrito-Eating Technique Informed By Past Burrito Tragedies
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#Blacksky Classics