Doctor's Crusher

I have an aflliction that makes me like Star Trek and hot women and it’s called being cool as fuck disorder ok

Anyone who says that “the internet is forever” clearly has too much self respect because idgaf

It’s no coincidence facehuggers (insemination crustaceans) resemble the greatest species (crabs) because the creators knew crabs are the best bodily form in the universe

Excuse me why the FRUCK is Kate Mulgrew so goddamned HOT

Beer goes in, I exist out. I refuse to understand the absolute alchemy that goes on within this human form to convert beer molecules to brain and somehow consciousness, but ok

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside

A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway will

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORT AND SAVOIUR JANEWAY TODAY 🧍

Booting the cult back up bitches, we gotta get the horny unhinged Janeway madness back up and running

MOTHERRRRR 🔥

Pours beer on your head (I baptise you)

Probably my favourite pastime is being a menace : just menacing around, being annoying asf

Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like

Motherrrr 🙌

Real

My body is a machine that turns caffeine and beer into niche shitposts for nerds online

Not now honey, mommy’s busy lusting online after a 70 year old woman who has no idea I exist

Humanity has had its time. Let the birds evolve back to dinosaur and retake the earth.

a man says frankly it sounds made up while talking to another man ALT: a man says frankly it sounds made up while talking to another man

The more I learn about electricity, the more I think that shit makes no fucken sense

Have you considered renouncing your humanity and becoming salamander

Bet getting spaghettified into a black hole feels like the ultimate spine crack

I just have an absolutely feral need TO KNOW. Everything. All the time. What is that. WHYYYY

Me when someone says they don’t like Star Trek

If the moon is made of cheese, and the sun is basically a big stovetop in space then how come we don't get drippy melty cheese bits in the form of rain. HUH? Big nasa is lying to us about it. Open your minds steeple

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There really are so many fantastic references! Such a great piece of tv 👌

Getting real tired of this whole ‘pay to exist’ scam

Are we just basically sentient poop??