Christina Audrey

Is there a void I can scream into?

Where do y’all scream?

Today I am boymoding as I mow lawns. I’m sweaty and I hate feeling like this, so I’m reminding myself that I actually look like THIS

Are you sure?

My brain is always trying to tell me the opposite

Well, yeah

Honestly I think it is

You look heckin’ cute!!

Why do you need to use an abbreviated version of you name? And how much more abbreviated can it get?

What does that mean?

🙌 OMG that’s terrific

People who stand side-by-side on escalators and I’m forced to choose between being stuck behind them or interacting with them

Dark haired trans woman taking selfie from high angle - slight head title, wry smile

Dark haired trans woman taking selfie from high angle - direct to camera

Dark haired trans woman taking selfie from direct angle - wry smile is back, slightly lazy eye

Dark haired trans woman taking selfie from direct angle - wry smile and lazy eye on 11, but she’s working it, she thinks

Can I offer you some selfies in this trying time?

I dunno, I felt cute or something

They’re really finicky about it too, getting all upset when I’m not nice about myself

Followed!

This is incredibly cool

Nuh uh!! You are

Been off Threads long enough that my posts and friends list are gone and I logged in to see some trans girl I’ve never heard of accusing my friends of AGP and calling them cross dressers and men

The temptation to lace my gloves up and go back is HUGE

I haven’t noticed any lightning yet, or rain

💜🫂

I’m SE too, it’s so loud!

I turn 38 this year

#itsnottoolate

Okay, it does feel different, it’s not just me?

I thought everyone had just realised how boring I was

Ugh, maybe because Threads doesn’t have DMs I didn’t deal with this previously but I do not love it

What is with the people sending me DMs hoping to start relationships?

Literally why?

If I have given off a vibe that I am dateable or worthy of love that is a mistake on my part

🫂💜

Proud of you for doing the thing

“CHAOS CONTROL”

"sorry i was late boss, i was sapphicly ✨yearning✨. you wouldn't get it."

Does that mean I can come to the coffee hang?

Screenshot of Pokémon where NPC is mentioning a girlfriend to the player, but I replaced ‘guy’ with ‘transgender woman’ “I’m a cool TRANSGENDER WOMAN. I’ve got a girlfriend!”

I’ve wanted to make this meme for years