Phil

See? Trump doesn't just pardon millionaires. /s

I don't think I could pass the physical.

A color photo focused on one battered onion ring

If I were to propose, I would go with the classic

"But then this weird movement came along and women decided" - that they would like to have their own credit cards, for example.

This dude: "I hate women"
Also same dude: why won't they go out with me?

How do you think patriarchy/misogyny originated? Man here. I was just thinking today about why the patriarchy and why it is that men have historically had the upper hand over women throughout history It originated with men loving women so much we built roads, houses and civilization so that we could provide the best possible life for them. We went to work and asked them to spend time with our precious children. But then this weird movement came about and women wanted to work and have their children raised by the state. I guess because they thought working would be cool.

These dudes and their fantasy fiction

Is there room in the Cabinet for a court jester?

A scene from the movie, Zoolander (2001). Derek Zoolander thinks a model of the "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good" is the full size center. On the left side, the model of the center. On the right, Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) with an expression of disgust on his face as he says "What is this? A school for ants?"

Trump:

What are these, Arches for ants? How can a tank parade drive through them?

Getting ready to wear yellow for No Kings day?

"My heterosexuality is so precariously balanced that if I wash my anus, I will become gay."

A good strategy to getting the sex you want is saving enough cash to hire a professional. But don't rage at sex workers, either, because they're people too.

That's why you got out for dinner on a date. If they abuse the server, you know they're waiting for an excuse to abuse you.

YouTube video by Solace Lofi “I was misinformed” 🐪 Humphrey Bogart’s dry reply to flippant Claude Rains 🎞️ Casablanca

I thought it was a dating site. I was misinformed.

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Should be easier to document the few times they tell the truth.

It's a job requirement.

People who are garbage never realize they are garbage.

Preventable epidemics are also a national security threat.

When you slide into the abyss, the abyss also slides into you.

That sounded better in my head.

"I invited a few friends over tonight for Thursday night football. How about making some snacks?"

Fine. He can carry the next pregnancy.

Will the contractors be paid on time or will this be the usual Trump delay actions?

Ahem. It's *never* the man./s

Argentina - the Fifty-First State

The secret Garfield cult were a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there was no secret Garfield cult among the US Armed Forces. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there was a certain amount.

Why, are you too cool for Jumbo Shrimp?

Ear print analysis - Wikipedia

Save those ear photos for the trials.

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Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.

A black and white still from Georges Méliès' film, A Trip to the Moon. The moon is shown with a human face and the "space ship" sticking into his right eye socket. This ship was fired from a cannon.

So-called "scientists" don't want you to see this.

Here's how he's being supportive.

He raises he legs while she vacuums under them without being asked.

Boo-ly, Li'l Ghost Bull wondered why he's still employed if he only sells 5 houses a year. What if he's lying? Tells her he's selling 5 and shares that money with her while he's selling 2 or 3 more that he is not sharing?

She's young. Is this the future that she wants?