Read an entire book this afternoon instead of being on the internet. It was a good time, I think I’ll do it more.

iirc it was a furry comic too. I remember seeing the whole thing go down on reddit.

I understand every word of this sentence individually but the order they’re strung together baffles me and I want to understand.

I’ll ask my dad to explain when I next talk to him.

The Rising is very specifically linked with Akigane's lore because it’s on his birthday and means A Lot to him personally, but the other events vary in how canon they are.

A friend texts: "Hey! Want to hag out? Hang out, not hag, lol" Girl texts back: "No, let's actually hag out." Cut to panel of girls dressed as witches around a cauldron.

(Cartoon by cassandracalin.com)

Akigane isn’t going to retire. The world-ending threats might be over but he’s still travelling around and helping random people with their problems and he joins right back up with the new crop of heroes to fix things.

I want to throw rocks and go to the gym and play Baldur's Gate 3 but alas, I have deadlines and do not get to do any of those things.

Akigane and Haurchefant skipped straight to husbands coz marriage was the only way to get Akigane into Ishgard for HW.

Kazuryu gave Akigane boyfriend status when he introduced him to Daidukul and blanked on any other possible word to describe their relationship and they agreed it was fine.

The Beatles, Billy Joel, U2, The Pet Shop Boys, Eurythmics, Whitney Houston, Duran Duran, Billy Idol, Aerosmith, Guns N Roses, Peter Schilling, the West End Casts of basically every musical

Dude spent the late 80s in SE England.

Akigane is often absent. He tried to convince Kazuryu to leave Haruka behind with another clan when they found her, he abandoned Musashi as a baby coz he thought he was stillborn, and Cyrille was mostly raised in House Fortemps by servants.

ALL his partners are much better at fatherhood than him.

They’ve made four m/m duos in the entirety of the game: Ephraim/Lyon, Chrom/M!Robin, Leif/Seliph and Roy/Eliwood. Percy and Arthur aren’t getting shit based on this list. Like Percy has the chance to be on like one banner ever, but Arthur‘s never even getting a resplendent.

Honestly my biggest hope for Percy if they never let his base in is some silly one-off theme banner that he and Arthur get to duo on. But that would be letting two men get the duo slot and they can’t do that because it would be a crime.

I wanted Percy and Sophie. My busted kids deserve a run. {To be fair they’re both goofy enough for seasonals and they wouldn’t be that out of place}.

I knew they saved location but I was expecting that I’d come to in the water instead of falling out of the sky. Unfortunately I didn’t get the full effect because they’re trying to push returner on Akigane so my screen was blocked.

But I left other characters in similar places so I’ll see it again.

When I last played XIV I’d left my character on the moonfire cruise ship laying on one of the loungers, so it was very funny to sign back in and see watch my WoL dramatically plummet into the water and take a ton of damage.

There is only one answer.

Akigane has an unholy love for doing anything but MSQ with a particular soft spot for side quests. He accepts every single one and gets to work processing through all of them coz catastrophe can wait.

I will say though the little clear pilot converters are trash so you’ll need either a syringe if you want to use them or choose a different pilot converter. I admittedly use one because it’s cute in my clear Kakuno so I deal with it.

Been using fountain pens for over a decade and I absolutely prefer converters. It gives a much wider range of ink options without having to toss tons of cartridges.

The only downside is that carrying around a bottle of ink is a bit dangerous so you just need to check on your ink and plan ahead.

If ANYONE asks Eithne to marry them, she’d turn them down and probably dump them for even considering it.

She despises marriage as a concept and thinks weddings always end in bloodshed {she’s attended two weddings in the last 20 years and it’s because she knew she must so as to make things right.}

I wish it would rain on my birthday. It’s only happened once in my life and I still think about it.

For what it’s worth, Akigane WOULD go after Izzy and/or Frenchie {coz they’re both his type} if he could find a way to make either/both of them a foot taller.

Had I found this question a few hours ago, it’d be Taskmaster Akigane. He’s bad at it.

Akigane’s just entered the new Superman and honestly, he’s probably pretty happy that there’s someone else around to do the heroing, until he gets bored and joins the Justice League

{OFMD is the other option and he’d also be perfectly suited to middle-aged gay piracy no LI tho everyone’s too short}

It's time for my Rotating My Characters Around In My Head meeting. very important, can't reschedule this

I woke up and the first thing on my phone when I unlocked it was middle aged man yaoi and I made plans earlier to hang out with my gay friends instead of going to a heterosexual wedding.

I guess this is a day I observe too, so happy August 1 to all who celebrate.

The situation has degraded.

Fandoms have changed. The fics are now longer. My screen time is astronomical.

I fear these developments are unsustainable, but I may be powerless to stop them.

Gods damn or bless this situation. They might be all that can help.

Akigane lost his brother, his mental stability, his husband, and large chunks of his memories. He didn't recover

Ganzorig lost an eye. Kazuryu lost his right arm and his left leg. Taivan lost his fine motor skills. They've recovered

Z'chael and Riubh'a lost their crew but reunited under the Scions

Akigane’s going Elezen.

It’s what I’ve built Mnemosyne on, it’s how I’ve rendered him out in other games where there haven’t been options to make something like an Au Ra and M!Elezen have my favorite race specific hairstyle in the game.

Shut the fuck up spotify. I’m busy.

The Miqo’te pile tends to have affectionate exchanges like “Ugh your staff is poking me in the face why did you come to bed with that?”

and “Oh like you have the high ground Mr. Stabby you brought 6 knives to bed last week!”

and “He’s wearing armor I think that’s the most egregious offense here.”