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If they don’t give a shit about habeas corpus, you think they care about posse comitatus?

Protect your neighbors.

6 days after Soviet troops invaded Czechoslovakia in 1968, a Prague paper published these “10 Commandments”:
‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU:
1. Don’t know
2. Don’t care
3. Don’t tell
4. Don’t have
5. Don’t know how to
6. Don’t give
7. Can’t do
8. Don’t sell
9. Don’t show
10. Do nothing’

The boys’ friend stopped by and finished their dinners and bear got really mad lmao.

Two-panel meme featuring Winnie the Pooh. Top panel: Pooh in casual clothes, captioned “Watching Psycho beach party on tubi.” Bottom panel: Pooh in a tuxedo, captioned “Watching Psycho beach party on The Criterion Channel.”

Otra vez me hice un meme.

An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me

🥪🥪🥪🥖🥖🥖

Exclusive: Medical journal rejects Kennedy's call for retraction of vaccine study An influential U.S. medical journal is rejecting a call from Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to retract a large Danish study that found that aluminum ingredients in vaccines do not increase health risks for children, the journal's editor told Reuters.

A large-scale, government-funded study tracking 1.2M children over two decades found something Kennedy doesn't like, so he wants it retracted.

www.reuters.com/business/hea...

it's pretty frustrating how republicans can just spew endless lies about city life with zero repercussions but the moment a dem disparages a pickup truck it's open season

Horror hates sexy youth, more than the rich. Let’s be real

Horror HATES rich people. It's one of the foundations of the genre. "Rich people suck" is the moral of like 3/4ths of horror stories.

Machine Man seems to be putting his helmet on as he says, “Dealing with humans both good and evil is HAZARDOUS at best. I’ll just take any chances as I’ve always done!“

what an asshole

Every time Israelis do a new monstrous act, there's always a follow up from the European Union that essentially says "we condemn the actions of nazis, but wont stop supporting them militarily or financially"

7 months and he’s occupying the capitol with the security forces most loyal to him. this is really funny, actually.

It’s not power consolidation when it’s cringe and funny to laugh at. It’s something very different, don’t worry about it.

Racist white people would rather live in an open prison than see free Black people walking around DC

can’t wait to see what rights I’m signing away when I wear pants

A woman is seen facing the panel. From about upper lip up and then there’s nothing else in the panel. She asks, “What’s the worst that can happen, eh?”

Never bet against Alabama leaders making voting harder | Alabama Reflector Search the last 125 years of Alabama history. State leaders never making voting easier or even functional without federal intervention.

My column this week. The U.S. Supreme Court appears poised to destroy what's left of the Voting Rights Act. This is very bad for Alabama, whose leaders have never allowed the exercise of democracy without federal or judicial intervention.

National Post headline reads: IDF kills Hamas terror cell leader posing as 'Al Jazeera' journalist Subhead reads: Israeli strike in Gaza slays Hamas commander Anas al-Sharif, who posed as an 'Al Jazeera' journalist while directing rocket attacks on Israel

FUCK you @nationalpost.bsky.social.

This is unforgivable, traitorous shit from people claiming to be journalists.

How dare you accept this framing from a state that is SLAUGHTERING our colleagues.

How DARE you.

Say free Palestine and you get arrested, do a nazi salute and get elected.

Absolutely fucked.

The UK is about to ban access to Wikipedia, just remember this bill was originally pitched as a means to protect kids from accessing porn.

1. They’re trying to bring cash bail
back at the federal level in the off chance they get prosecuted when they’re out of power.

2. It’s DC today and LA, Chi, NYC tomorrow

The U.S. Army Is Testing AI Controlled Ground Drones Near a Border with Russia The OverDrive is made to let ground vehicles navigate tough terrain with minimal input from humans.

The U.S. Army Is Testing AI Controlled Ground Drones Near a Border with Russia

🔗 www.404media.co/the-u-s-army...

Imagine raising rents and evicting people for decades. Then having the goddamn nerve to get ick-ed out seeing a homeless man from your limo window.

@finaldisciple.bsky.social described Phoenix as “White Atlanta” once and that is a fucking kind virus I cannot shake