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Look, I know everyone wants to evolve into a crab, but the raptidon fin is objectively the better choice for my build.

I'm commenting on the quality of the reporting, not on GLP-1s, champ.

Now look at the article I AM COMMENTING ON and ask yourself why it DOESN'T include this kind of information. Why has a JOURNALIST reporting on public health left it to the reader to find the actually relevant public health information? That's the relevance of my comment, sport.

Not relevant to my comment, sport. I'm all about pharmaceuticals. We should develop more of them and make them more accessible to more people.

I want to see evidence of positive health outcomes, not of weight loss. I am neither saying NOR implying that GLP-1 cannot or does not produce positive health outcomes. Probably it does. I'm just saying that reporting on weight loss is ignoring the relevant data in favor of a misdirection.

1. I didn't say it didn't. I just want to see some reporting on actual positive health outcomes as opposed to weight loss.

2. Your wife's experience might not be typical, so they don't really matter.

3. I didn't bash anything. I asked for RELEVANT FACTS.

So? Weight loss is not health gain. Isn't the goal of weight loss to improve health? So shouldn't our focus be on the positive health outcomes (or lack thereof)?

Ruffalo was a bartender for 10 years. People forget how many Hollywood stars had to spend YEARS as bartenders, handymen, bouncers, janitors, construction workers, line cooks, etc. before becoming stars.

It's that time of year when we decide we're just going to start doing everything one hour later than we were doing it last week and see how that works out. Good luck, everyone. Maybe this year will be the year!

Just a reminder that fascists are always into cuckolding. It's a part of their culture. Third Reich was full of that shit.

I think we should reconceptualize Thanksgiving into a celebration of the turkey as a bird. They're a pretty great bird.

Fun fact:

People who get shot dead in movies almost never act the way people who get shot dead for real do because people who get shot dead for real actually tend to look a bit silly. The human body does some weird shit when it dies suddenly of massive physical trauma.

You either die a Queequeg, or live long enough to see yourself become the Ahab.

Y'know how in Mortal Kombat, Raiden is a god who has assumed a human form just so he can participate in the titular martial arts tournament?

I'm pretty sure that's what Shohei Ohtani has been doing, except with baseball.

Idea:

AU in which the xenomorphs turn out to be domesticable, Weyland-Yutani is able to successfully exploit this, and those adorable little darlings are just a part of people's day-to-day lives now.

Right now, every pregnant woman is cobbling together a little parasitic homunculus out of her own blood and bile, using a combined set of incomplete instructions on how to assemble each of two entirely different people.

It's pretty impressive sorcery, tbh.

Botanically speaking, each individual kernel of corn is a fruit.

E-mail from student:
"Professor, I don't understand how to do the extra credit assignment you mentioned Thursday?"

Me:
Literally just e-mails the student the link to the part of the course webpage entitled, "Extra Credit Assignment"

Student:
"Okay. Thanks."

Let me say I'm extremely happy and excited to see how much character development Asma is getting.

I'mma admit it's not my favorite plotline . . . but only because there's a lot of other characters I want to see more than I want to see Joyce and Dorothy. Still reading every single strip and subscribed to the Patreon.

Fun fact:

Club sandwiches are meant to be eaten with a knife a fork.

I'm not saying you should do it.

I'm just saying that is the intent of the sandwich's design.

Oh, and that's not just him. That's his HOUSEHOLD.

Rep. Higgins should show us all how its done. Let's see him live off $80/week in groceries and see how long it takes him to put together a 1 month stockpile.

Americans just could not wrap their heads around the idea that a person might deliberately buy a very small car because they WANTED a very small car rather than because they cannot afford a larger one.

In fairness, the actual Honda City also required some explaining to most Americans. The very concept of a city car was completely alien to many of them, and most assumed it was some sort of bare bones, no frills, purely utilitarian vehicle rather than a whole market with various price levels.

Like . . . why is he doing that voice? That can't be just how he sounds all the time. Is that voice supposed to make me want to buy the toys? Because . . . strangely . . . it's working.

Man, I miss 80s toy commercial voiceovers. Do toy commercial still sound like this? I haven't watch a television toy commercial in ages, so maybe they still do.

That "CAREES" was accidental, but too timely and topical to delete, so it stays.

Yeah, it's weird that so many people are acting like they've never fucked up a word and then accidentally hit post while trying to delete it.

Also, WHO THE FUCK CAREES WHAT HE DOES TO THE WHITE HOUSE? It's a fucking princely mansion built by slaves. Burn that shit to the ground.

Oh my God, Juliet, you can't just ask people wherefore they art Romeo!