Gando

Honestly pretty happy to unfollow and block.

Once I saw I was the one who was late to the breaking it off party I was kinda relieved to have the permission.

🫂🫂🫂

Are you okay? :(

Legitimately thought we'd lost Mickey for a second.

Well joke’s on you, bus, I’m too close to another stop for a different line to not just save my money.

This bus really wants me to order a taxi doesn’t it?

Genuinely, endorsing Rashida Tlaib for any position within the executive branch - really any Governmental position - is like endorsing David Duke or any other respectability racist to the same job.

Just because her hate target is filthy Heebs like me doesn’t change that.

Because you’re not asleep.

That’s your first mistake. You never know. There is no Dragon Ball scouter for approachability.

But if you’re confident more will respond than you think.

You’re a catch, Buddy, don’t undersell yourself. Even the greatest car needs someone who believes in its power to sell.

Approach strangers.

I promise a light compliment and gently turning the conversation to a topic you are knowledgeable enough about to keep a chill conversation going can work wonders.

I didn’t read this fully at first and thought you were saying he was small and I’m like “damn you don’t need to be dragging Tilly’s tastes like that bro.”

There once was a drag queen from Nantucket.

“It’s a very misleading name,” they later clarified, “I had to learn how to do that in San Francisco just like everybody else.”

The real Derangement Syndrome were the Trumps we elected along the way. 🧡💛🧡

Do people still say "delulu" or was that just something my brain suddenly made up one day? Was it a fever dream? Some fantasy? Hallucination? A delu

Meated Rivalry?

Speak out for the Iranians who just want freedom of speech, religion, wardrobe, & choice of government.

For nearly twenty years at various times the Iranian people have been showing their bravery in face of annihilation in the hopes the world will reward them for it and the world, repulsively, never has and never will.

Early gay memory?: Watching a game show ('Double Dare') where the question was "when you're sick and people say you need some TLC they mean what?"

And I responded with "music!"

When you like 'White Flag' just a little too much.

Showing appreciation for a classic “yes, I knew I was gay that early on” story.

Why you writing lies bloomfie

If Trump wants to pretend this isn’t a resource grab then he could have started by invoking that Venezuela has, not a Vice President, but a duly elected leader Maduro was usurping the powers of.

It's not like he's unaware. The election wasn’t that long ago and he even commented on it at the time.

I came back on specifically to check if you'd written this post yet. Very heartwarming.

Whip out your dicks, it's 2026!

Happy New Year!

#HappyNewYear

ngl the bromance you two have going on is pretty heartwarming.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

The fact that Sabrina Carpenter had the restraint to not add to extra X's to her slightly-retitled cover of 'White Xmas' is honestly a minor miracle looking back.

Yearly reminder: This is the best version and Patrick Stewart is the best Scrooge.

Yes, including the 'Muppets' one.

Yes, I'm sorry.

How dare you retroactively taint George Bush's two colonoscopies as boring. The entire nation hung in the balance.

I missed my chance at a better life and I don’t see the point in continuing it right now.