Tyranthesaurus

The nice thing about the weather in Texas going from "Surface of the Sun" hot to "One Week of Fall" is being about to walk outside again without instantly vaporizing.

JOB? JOB!

Howel-o-weening at this.

It wasn't even that serious of a discussion? Sometimes I think people online get so passionate online because the stakes are so low.

I'm going to make the (hopefully) uncontroversial statement that if you are a man hosting an online forum and you decide unprompted to yell (scream?) at the only woman in your space, that reflects poorly on you.

I shouldn't expect self control from the internet, or adults I guess.

My company's health insurer is no longer subtle. Okay I get I have "plenty of exciting, unused weight loss benefits" I can try today, no need to carry that through.

So Gremlin #1 has been whining all day. Food, pets, play, nothing has stopped him.

I bring home one plastic bag and this guy just munches away for 2 hours. Dead Silent. He doesn't actually eat it, he just likes the mouth feel.

In honor of Halloween I decided to stream a game where I am definitely, assuredly, 100% NOT collecting demonic or possessed artifacts capable of summoning dimensional horrors.

Going live now with Strange Antiquities!

twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus/

Just had a vision of a new Lethal Weapon poster and the tagline was "Comedy is Lethal Again." If only my second sight would show me something profitable.

Now you can protect others

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It pains me to say they are plush cats that you can pull from blind boxes.

youtube.com/shorts/1t-9h...

I feel like I just understood Labubus and now YouTube is giving me ads for MeeMeows and y'all the zeitgeist is blowing past me.

They know their target market (politicians and service chiefs) but it's sometimes funny to think "ah yes I always wanted an attack helicopter".

Next time I should bring Febreeze and just spritz their seat to establish dominance.

I am once again begging people who fly to not wear potent perfume or cologne. I nearly fainted on this flight.

Listen I get Austin has no place to talk: We are currently displaying adverts for a Texas secessionist crypto currency.

One thing I still find incredibly funny about DC Airports is the precense of Defense Contractor ads.

"Hello Mr. Everyman, you, yes you can own your own missile defense platform.

Security: By Griswold-Olthorpe."

Mini loaf

God that's such a good bit I WISH an airline shared my sense of chaotic humor.

J-O-B?

Can't wait to see the new build in action! Gotta love a well timed upgrade.

Ngl half expecting this flight to turn into a Christie's auction or a Museum Charity Fundraiser any moment.

Delta is getting absurdly bougie. They now play a string quartet remix of pop songs while boarding.

Lindsey Stirling meets the Police or Mozart writing Imagine Dragons songs.

Tyranthesaurus - Twitch Super Grand Finale, Hopefully! | Super Mario Galaxy

Time for more Super Mario Galaxy.

Or rather, our finale! Let's knock out and 100% the game, and finish our "honoring the movie" run.

Live now!

www.twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus

Check in at the front desk? No of course not. Don't you remember you always checked in at the closet behind the partition there just down the corridor round to the right forward ten steps two hooks to the left, next to the copy machine?

I appreciate when a doctor's office is turned into a Kafkaesque Labyrinth where every time you go the layout changes.

Time for more Super Mario Galaxy!
Continuing our 100% run of the game as we collect bonus stars, fight some comets, and wonder if, no, THIS level is the hardest level in the game.
Live now!

www.twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus

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Time to stream some more Super Mario Galaxy!

We've technically "beat" the game, but there are so many more delicious stars to collect. Is Luigi going to ever help us?

Live now!

twitch.tv/tyranthesaurus

I have had a lot of the plagues from Exodus already I am not sure Biblical Realism was what I asked for in my rental contract.