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Going live with more Sea of Stars! We GOT A BOAT, and now we are sailing on the high seas. We've got a new town to create, a big baddy causing all sorts of trouble, and some new cooking recipes. Time to dive back in. Come join me and hang out!

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GOOOOOD evening and WELCOME to President Donald Trump's first State of the Union since returning to the White House. I am Eric Garcia and I am the Washington bureau chief at @the-independent.com providing running commentary for tonight. Follow along.

The Great Lawn Ornament War of 2013.

"There shall be no plastic furniture, pink flamingoes, or other such items within view of a public street [...] which the Board
determines, in its sole discretion, detracts from the esthetic quality of the neighborhood."

Not sure they would be impressed by me putting out blue flamingoes instead.

My new HOA really has a thing against pink flamingoes. They're mentioned multiple times in their hundreds of pages of bylaws.

Tyranthesaurus - Twitch Economist and part-time game enthusiast. I'm just in it for the good vibes.

Going live with more Sea of Stars! We've hit full spooky scary, and our heroes continue to press forward onto the next boss. Time to tackle some Woe and Dread. Come join me and have fun hanging out!

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Looking great, you seem happy with the hard work from today!

Love how Home Inspectors say "Look no disrespect I just gotta be as downbeat and negative on your new house as I can."

Hello, you're 3rd in line, your wait time is 8 min
Hello, you're 1st in line, your wait time is 17 min
Hello, you're sqrt(τ) in line, your wait time is dx/dy​ 3tan(x) - 5cos(x)
Hello, you're Blueberry in line, your wait time is Golden Girls

Corporate IT man. . . then they hang up on you.

The first thing my cousin wrote back to me after I shared the news wasn't congrats but "buy a mold detector!"

now imagining a Gandolfini vtuber

Perfect! I was hoping to live in that exact constant and ever present fear!

Bored and clicked away before the trailer finished. Such anticipointment.

Uh oh folks, looks like I am going to be a Homeowner.

And frankly I get it because I am not sure any of us could tolerate the Escher Dali Lovecraft horror that is further on it: Threads.

PAX not so Insta

I am sad we only get to see half of the designs because these are one hit after another. They're all so PAX and so Laura

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Going live with more Sea of Stars. There's a dark mansion, a spooky song, and a boss fight lurking in our midst. What will happen to our heroes? Going live now, come join us!

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The tile corner of my fireplace

It's nice when you are about to head off to bed when suddenly you gash open a foot from no apparent cause and you leave a murderous trail across your house.

No it's not nice, it was CSI: Miami.

Going live with more Sea of Stars, in which our intrepid heroes team up with Pirates for some ocean adventures. What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right? Going live now to find out!

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On a day with perfectly clear skies? Absolutely not

Today's gym playlist is apparently brought to you by the Weather Channel.

The Jazzy Music that plays announcing there is a Tornado Warning in your area.

You should be the realtor for this listing

Apparently the indoor nest of wasps that hang out in the dining room under the leak.

Today a house on the market nearly honeypotted me with a beautiful downstairs but then SURPRISE HUGE MOLD PROBLEM up in the attic.

i hate to be the eclair of bad news

Going live with more Sea of Stars starting now! We've battled a boss and been inside spooky caverns, now onto a town by the Sea to get into . . . the sea of course!

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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

This also happened to my mother when she first applied for her passport. She utilized a shortened form of her first name and a slightly different spelling than commonly written.

State Dept. acted as if she was some terrorist or foreign agent until a Social Security clerk said "no this is her".