Jupiter

Au contraire, the way he acts sometimes he definitely graduated with honors

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Be the petty you were born to be!!!

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I will not ask my supervisor where he got his degree in clowning
I will not ask my supervisor where he got his degree in clowning
I will not ask my supervisor where he got his degree in clowning
I will not ask my supervisor where he got his degree in clowning

I asked him a vague question related to the gift and disregarded his answer immediately.
I think my version of the gift will be funnier.

I think I've found my husband the perfect present though

I don't like to toot my own horn very often, but I'm great at finding him presents.
Mostly just replicas of media he loves, but still.

AH FUCK MY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY IS IN A WEEK

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Told my husband about the Sanrio Amusement park having pictures with the costume characters. I told him I desperately need a photo with Pompompurin.
After a long pause he goes "...is that the butthole dog?"
"Yes "
".... WE need pictures with Pompompurin."

I really hate that so many great Lofi playlists have AI art backgrounds and animations.
I hate having to scour the depths of the Internet for things crafted by a real person.

I desperately need a cream puff now

so true bestie

#art #ffxiv

But also an incredibly delicious food for tummy hurt days.
8/10

Apparently congee takes a pretty long time to cook so starting at 3am was certainly a decision

Husband has been gone for another week so naturally I needed to change my hair color again
(Tried to dye it orange and accidentally went red)

I finally cut my bangs straight

I AM UNSTOPPABLE

Mashle is so fucking stupid
I love it so much
I don't know if I've ever actually laughed at a show so much

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PILL BUG
PILL BUG
PILL BUG

Early morning panic attack because two guys were being extremely weird at the gas station. I waited until they left to get out of my car and when I came back out of the store the exact same car they had was there

I already have a Pokemon tattoo (a Bulbasaur) but I'd be lying if mega-starmie doesn't make me desperately want another one.

HE'S SUCH A LONG BOY

Very silly
Big fan
Episode 1 taught me how to insult old people
10/10

Thirty seconds into Mashle

What the fuck

Guess I'll start watching anime so I can get adjusted to hearing spoken Japanese while I'm learning the language

I'm starting with either Mashle or Lucky Star

My baby had a hard day at the nap factory

It’s foggy 🌫️

#サイレントヒルf #silenthillf #silenthill2

Bloom 🩸

#SILENTHILLf #art
#SILENTHILL #украрт

Really enjoyed it though, really beautiful game. Combat wasn't the worst and I'm excited to get the other endings

Silent Hill f

(The f stands for furry)

#silenthillspoilers #silenthillf

How do I obtain such a dress in real life?!

💅🏻🔎
Be warned, bitches

"I adjusted your feeder"

DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING MACHINE AGHHHHHH

You dropped this truth bomb on me right after I impulsively ordered cookies... Guess I'll go take my iron supplements again