“Just focus on the church, man, it’s the whole point of all this shit”
-Jesus Christ, apparently

It really reads like “there is an assassination plot brewing against the Pope” because how tf else do you stop the Pope from being the Pope. They can’t hold a plebiscite and vote him off the throne of St. Peter or whatever

Do you happen to write for major national news outlets?

I cannot fathom what this is about but I’m invested

Unc just got back from a parallel universe go easy on him

THE SAME GUY?!?! Where are they MAKING these people???

This man needs to be in a human zoo

Taylor Swift: Reliquary Wars

They stole HALF OF ALL PHONES IN LONDON?? That's bananas

That hairstyle alone should put him in at least solitary confinement if not the oubliette

what about ‘er

“Why did you play cards with him?”

“He was a devout christian handyman who sold a little coke on the side and loved Naruto.”

10/4, chief, I feel you

That jam is a JAAAMMMMMM

My kid popped open my pillow fort’s roof and chucked a beanie baby in before slamming the roof shut. Me, my wife, and our other kid were all huddled in there.

ISTG I had a flashback from a past life as some poor Vietnamese civilian meeting GIs for the first and last time.

Hell of a polycule

Yass! We believe in you 🥰

The Lending Library of Things, from right here in Alberta!
www.redcross.ca/blog/2017/6/...

God daaaaaaamn

Sometimes accomplishing The Build is satisfaction enough for the day

Just Do It

I mean sure why not, who give a fuck about anything anymore

Luigi the Baptist
Waluigi the Anabaptist

I have been evangelizing FBW for a month now - think I’ve got some converts

An incredibly chonky brown bear

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

coward, if you can’t like your own posts then why should we

The first time, and I mean the FIRST time, I have ever seen him go back and figure it the fuck out.

Reading the alt text, I found myself thinking “isn’t Motte and Bailey a pre-modern type of building material?”

What does this make a vector?

The only thing - I mean ONLY thing - I can recall about this movie is SHOCKED I was at how bad this movie was. I invited my wife's sister and her husband and we were all just kinda gobsmacked afterward. I felt like I'd brought them to a timeshare presentation.

That's the stupidest headset to be wearing at a desk lmao