Phil Touchette

If you have this #MAGA coded hairstyle, imma look at you sideways. Sorry not sorry. Why y’all gotta look so obvious? Don’t you wanna be stealth when befriending LGBTQIA accessories for plausible deniability? (Well… you aren’t befriending the T.) Even Kristin Chenoweth avoided this hairdon’t AFAIK.

Happy 90th Birthday, Dame Julie Andrews!!! 👑 🌂 💐 💃🏼 🎶 🎂 🎉 🎁 #JulieAndrews #DameJulieAndrews #Camelot #MaryPoppins #MyFairLady #VictorVictoria #TheSoundOfMusic

Given that the President is building HIS own Versailles Ballroom on the east lawn of the White House while the cost of living just keeps skyrocketing, it’s a REALLY bad look.

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Kristin Chenoweth’s recent IG faux pas for which she truly gave neither an apology nor an explanation is bad enough. But can we talk about how inappropriate it is that she’s about to open a musical about an obscenely wealthy woman building her own American Versailles in Florida?

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Freshhhhhh

Norma Gae

Went to see a 60th anniversary screening of “The Sound of Music” today. Given the times we live in, you can’t help but applaud at the following moments. More of this energy, please. #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #ChristopherPlummer #GeorgVonTrapp #ErnestLehman #RobertWise #RodgersAndHammerstein

This is what my coworkers see on a Teams meeting. #gay #nerd

Fresh cut.

How empty is your life to get all up in arms about a logo change at #CrackerBarrel? Unless they get rid of the high-calorie Thanksgiving-scented menu in favor of all healthy options, you will be fine, Cletus!

This is 44. 🎉

I know that someone’s gonna find it attractive but being clean shaven makes me feel terribly unattractive. Be glad if you can grow a full, thick, masculine beard in practically no time. Genetics fucking hosed me.

Ok so Scotland isn’t exactly Austria but its green countryside sure did make me wanna twirl like Julie Andrews. Just call me Fergus Von Edinburgh! #Scotland #Austria #Österreich #TheSoundOfMusic #SoundOfMusic #JulieAndrews #MariaVonTrapp #RodgersAndHammerstein

Selfies from my recent trip to #London and #Scotland 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #meninkilts #kilt #kiltedmen #scotsman #bonnielads #northberwickscotland #northberwick #edinburgh #edinburghscotland #harristweed #harristweedcap #buckinghampalace #england

If old age hadn’t killed #StephenSondheim, listening to the queens on #RupaulsDragRace reciting the lyrics of their bitch-tracks certainly would have!

If you have to mail a federal tax check to line the pockets of stupid Elon Musk and his stupid teenage underlings, at least have some fun with it and get yourself some nice stamps. #BettyWhite #NationalTreasure

"Don't speak, Hilary. Just. Go."

Christina Drayton (Katharine Hepburn) rids herself of the poisonous Hilary St. George (Virginia Christine) in Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)

Aaaaaand the supertitling for #UnionAvenueOpera begins. Season 31 will be here before we know it! unionavenueopera.org #MyFairLady #Josephine #IPagliacci #Salome #AlanJayLerner #FrederickLoewe #TomCipullo #RuggeroLeoncavallo #RichardStrauss #opera

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

I’d like to think that this will finally send her back to the cave she crawled out of, but I don’t think we’re ever going to hear the last of her. But zealots don’t stop.

Rest in power Carl Dean.

Thank you for not leaving Dolly for Jolene.

Every accusation is a confession.

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

three pictures of Meryl Streep holding her 3 Oscars stitched together one on top of the other

in honor of the Oscars tonight, here’s Meryl Streep holding her 3 Oscars 🏆

If THE SUBSTANCE wins the Oscar they gotta let MonstroElisaSue accept the award and spray the audience with blood.

Robert Wise's "The Sound of Music" premiered in New York on this day in 1965. It received 10 Oscar nominations and won 5 including Best Picture and Best Director.
#otd #thesoundofmusic #julieandrews #musicals #classicmovies #oscars

60 years ago, one of my most cherished films made its debut in theaters. #TheSoundOfMusic gives me all the good feelings, and now more than ever we need them. 🎶🏔️🇦🇹 #JulieAndrews #ChristopherPlummer #RobertWise #SalzburgAustria #Flibertigibbet

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be these cunts.