Jared Stern, Amiable Zany

I have the t-shirt already.

I'm happy for the skater from Kazakhstan, because he used the music sung by Diva Plavalaguna in The Fifth Element. #WinterOlympics

Ep 155: First Come, First Serve Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.

It's Episode 155! The Jareds Stern vent some frustrations over reservations, discuss the new Muppet Show, and Olympic crotch enhancements. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/e6... #podcast #comedy #muppetshow

Picked me up some artisanal joy today.

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a skeleton tank top . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a skeleton tank top .

DC thermometers today...

Too bad you don't have a Sports section to reflect on this.

Did you know that February is National Haiku Writing Month? Well, I took care of the heavy lifting for you and wrote 100 haiku about YO MAMA! Linked below for your purchasing convenience. But, since Amazon is the devil, if you want a physical copy, hit me up. shorturl.at/fqumW #poetrysky #nahaiwrimo

Done!

Ep 154: Maxed Out Ju Ju Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.

#ICYMI Episode 154 is NOW AVAILABLE for your brief relief from the snowbound malaise! We welcome back Dancer Jared Stern! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/9e...

Ep 154: Maxed Out Ju Ju Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.

The Jareds Stern welcome Dancer Jared Stern back to the show to talk about an upcoming project that they were totally not allowed to talk about, and some other bad decisions that worked out ok. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/9e...

I feel attacked.

Stop what you're doing and watch this right now.

I endorse Muppet optimism. I'll take any optimism at this point.

Ep 153: Low Muppetations Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.

#ICYMI Episode 153 is NOW AVAILABLE for your momentary distraction. We've been doing this for FIVE YEARS now. promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/ff...

Ep 153: Low Muppetations Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.

It's Episode 153! The Jareds Stern mark 5 years of the show by welcoming a new Jared Stern to the fold, recap the holidays, and share high hopes for the new Muppet Show reboot. Enjoy! promocards.byspotify.com/api/share/ff...

Condorman will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

What is the point of the AI here? It adds nothing to the ad. Like, the soup doesn't start talking to me or anything. It just badly animated some cars and planets. I guarantee you dropping acid would sell more chowder than this dreck.

A woodcut of a bird beside the text "today is international stop being a fuckface day"

Kermit the Frog will return in Avengers: Doomsday

I get to wrap up 2025 by sharing the stage with some of the best comics in DC (or any city). Treat yourself on the last night of Hanukkah and check out the show.

They will never be able to recapture the spirit of silliness of the original. My expectations are limbo champion low.

Mixed Tape?

One last show for 2025 at one of my favorite spots, the DC Improv! It's a Hanukkah showcase, and it's gonna be lit. www.dcimprov.com/shows/lounge...

I am very much ready to shoot this year into the sun.

Ep 152: The Icing On The Cake Check this out! Listen now on @Spotify.

It's Episode 152! The Jareds Stern talk about an unfortunate but necessary trip, a misused idiom, and the possible arc for this season. Enjoy!
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Two more shows tonight, then two more Saturday! Heed the promo, avoid the FOMO.

Arlington Drafthouse | Kevin Nealon

Looking for plans Thursday thru Saturday? Check me out with Kevin Nealon at the Arlington Drafthouse! www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/119470

No need to rack yours!
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Seventeen Hundred
Esoteric Syllables
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Had a great time working with @emophilips.bsky.social at the Comedy Attic this weekend.

Hello, Animal Control? I'd like to report a mass murder.