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The Witch Blair

@thewitchblair.bsky.social

Sultan of Satire & The Teyze of Terror. Host, Stand Up Comic & Live Singing Drag Act. DM for bookings. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ

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Very excited for this! Tickets still available! www.fatsoma.com/e/co1bvvkl/s...

09.08.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

husband and I are rewatching Santa Clarita Diet (from 2017-19) atm, and there's a recurring plot point about zombie Drew Barrymore being entirely justified in killing and eating neonazis because they're unambiguously scum

seems like a whole different era, huh

09.08.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Only way to get through the days atm:

03.07.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coming soon- Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! โ˜๏ธ

Join Brennan Lee Mulligan and the Intrepid Heroes (Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, Lou Wilson) for a high-flying adventure unlike anything you've ever seen

Premieres June 4th, only on @dropout.tv

14.05.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1306    ๐Ÿ” 196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
Kurt Cobain in a floral dress holding a cigarette.

Kurt Cobain in a floral dress holding a cigarette.

#readandplay (336)
#MusicChallenge

โ€œNo rules. The only limit is our imagination.โ€

Read ๐Ÿ“š & Play ๐ŸŽถ

03.05.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 651    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

In maths we say QED [quod erat demonstrandum].

Franchesca has a warm pure voice. Beautiful, if darkly prophetic.

29.03.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if the Trump govt. just ignores court orders, and then ignores being held in contempt of court? Courts can't enforce this stuff themselves.

Potential solutions:

a) judge strike! Refuse to enforce the rule of law / any more property rights or commercial disputes
b) judiciary-owned militia

30.03.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eid Mubarak to all our friends & siblings celebrating today โ˜ช๏ธ

30.03.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not gonna lie, I expected the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to have a kind of... I dunno... Sophistication? Gravitas? Coolness even?
So how'd we get lumped with Trump, Putin, Musk and ErdoฤŸan?

23.03.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mood

20.03.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sharing with alt text

08.03.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4449    ๐Ÿ” 2791    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
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Dimension 20โ€™s new season is a mythology-themed smashfest played by WWE stars Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, and more star

Dimension 20โ€™s new season is a mythology-themed smashfest played by WWE stars

26.02.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 360    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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I know I shouldn't say it... but this scene in My Big Fat Greek Wedding is my Turkish family all over ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ

21.02.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When people ask me what the Turkish and Irish sides of my family have in common, I always say:

"The Ottoman Empire gave more aid to Ireland in the famine than anyone else...Also, Lamb." ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ

19.02.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sadly, I'm unable to attend the game, so keep your eyes on @leedslgbtangels.bsky.social Instagram to win some pre-loved (and definitely not cursed) tickets!

19.01.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Leeds Knights vs Peterborough Phantoms

Leeds Knights vs Peterborough Phantoms

COMPETITION - Follow us and share this post to enter our random draw raffle for FIVE tickets to this #PrideThemed match on Saturday 25 Jan (drawn on Mon 20th) ๐Ÿ’
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@leedsknights.bsky.social partnering with Angels for EIHA Pride Week 2025 leedsknights.com/news/leeds-k... ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

09.01.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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No one works a pantsuit like Jujubee

07.01.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 406    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I'm just here for the food!

24.12.2024 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No fireplace for a yule log, so we improvise!

21.12.2024 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bright and blessed Winter Solstice! ๐Ÿ”ฅโ„๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ

21.12.2024 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday Grandpa. You are very much missed. Thank you for your love, your advice, your amazing cooking, and for cracking out the sweetie tin 10 minutes before dinner with a sly wink and a "Don't tell Grandma." ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

05.12.2024 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't threaten me with a good time! ๐Ÿ˜‰

15.11.2024 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It seems fun! And I haven't seen a single nude! So strange! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ

15.11.2024 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is wearing a black shirt and a necklace with a disney logo on it . ALT: a woman is wearing a black shirt and a necklace with a disney logo on it .
15.11.2024 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like big omens trying to let you know you're not paying attention to the little ones. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿง

15.11.2024 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Describe yourself with 5 items that you have on your altar:

1. Hag Stones
2. Frog ornaments
3. Feathers
4. Shots of rum
5. Coffin nails

15.11.2024 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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