Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan

Plan To Start Little Stationery Store Too Sad For Bank To Deny Loan https://theonion.com/plan-to-start-little-stationery-store-too-sad-for-bank-1819570568/

Bumi the 1-year-old rockhopper penguin played during a bubble enrichment activity at the Saint Louis Zoo.

Southern rockhopper penguins, like Bumi, are listed as a vulnerable species by the World Wildlife Fund.

Librarian gets massive payday after firing for refusal to yank LGBTQ books off shelves A librarian fired by county officials in Campbell County, Wyoming, for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from shelves got the last laugh with a $700,000 settlement. According to The New York Times, "Terri Lesley, the former director of the Campbell County Public Library in Gillette, Wyo., filed a feder...

A librarian fired by county officials in Campbell County, Wyoming, for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from shelves got the last laugh with a $700,000 settlement.

But at what cost? XD

‘I Want My Inheritance Now’: Older People are Losing Their Life Savings to Family Members As housing stress and cost-of-living pressures mount, adult children are asking parents to unlock their wealth early — or to stop spending it.

“I want my inheritance now.” From forced property transfers to drained pensions, older people are increasingly losing their life savings to family members.

Democrats Need to Stop Letting Trump Set the Terms of Engagement With every White House action, from mass deportation to the domestic deployment of federal troops the so-called opposition party has accepted the premise and failed to offer an alternative.

To this day, establishment Democrats remain in blind thrall to what’s arguably the last major political innovation in their Beltway habitat: the woeful Clintonian cult of “triangulation.”

Plot Twist: I am related to the real-life Oliver Oliver Twist is one of the author’s best known creations. But for Nicholas Blincoe, the story is much closer to home. He reveals an astonishing family history

Plot Twist: I am related to the real-life Oliver

What to know about China's new regulations on rare earths China has released new interim measures to tighten controls on mining and processing of rare earths that are used in many high-tech products including electric vehicles, smartphones and fighter jets.

China has released new interim measures to tighten controls on mining and processing of rare earths that are used in many high-tech products including electric vehicles, smartphones and fighter jets.

Menzies asks Utah Supreme Court for new competency hearing In what is likely his last chance to avoid execution, attorneys for Ralph Menzies asked the Utah Supreme Court to overturn a court's decision not to grant him a new competency hearing.

The Utah Supreme Court is deliberating whether Ralph Leroy Menzies should receive another competency hearing.

Gov. Cox ‘very grateful’ he didn’t know Utah Senate leader’s relative would be impacted by new law Gov. Cox says he’s “very grateful” he didn't know a bill he signed into law easing criminal penalties for 18-year-old high schoolers who have sex with underage teens was prompted by the Utah Senate pr...

Gov. Spencer Cox says he’s “very grateful” he “had no idea” a bill he signed into law easing criminal penalties for 18-year-old high schoolers who have sex with teens too young to consent was prompted by a case involving a relative of Utah Senate President J. Stuart Adams.

What we gain, and lose, when a queer party goes sober | Xtra Magazine Nightlife is a significant part of queer and trans culture. How do we navigate all the booze and drugs?

For some LGBTQ2S+ people, sober spaces are a lifeline. For others, substances offer a path to queer kinship. Writer Kevin Hurren explores how the queer nightlife scene is balancing both communities’ needs.

Both parties expect a GOP map in Texas to clear a big hurdle in a national fight over redistricting The Republican-controlled Texas House of Representatives kicked off a heated debate over a new congressional map creating five new potential GOP seats.

Both parties expect a GOP map in Texas to clear a big hurdle in a national fight over redistricting

He's right though.

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

Meta’s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York. He never made it home. When Thongbue Wongbandue began packing to visit a friend in New York City one morning in March, his wife, Linda, became alarmed.

Meta’s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York. He never made it home. reut.rs/45DNQnj

Kyoto University team develops pain reliever comparable to morphine Morphine, often administered to cancer patients, has serious adverse effects such as breathing issues and addiction.

A Kyoto University research team has developed a pain-reliever that is comparable to morphine but does not have serious side effects.

danny devito in always sunny in philadelphia saying "you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an american"

IDK I feel criticize both equally but my criticism of Republicans is less intended to change their minds and more just to vent my rage and also because I think it's important to not stay silent about evil shit ever. It's literally the least you can do.

Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed nym...

Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

The resistance of the oppressed is a blessing not only for themselves, but for the oppressors as well. Only in resistance can the horrors of oppression be exposed, and allow the oppressors a chance to see what they have become. 1/2

If the MN shooter had dressed in an IOF uniform instead of a police uniform the government would be giving him weapons to shoot more politicians.

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Bottom 50% in China now have more average personal wealth than the bottom 50% in the US