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I’m totally okay with being your horrible monster friend.

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Post an image you can hear.

16.02.2026 03:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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LADY JAYE & GI JOE by brettwhite Joan Jaye and the Blackhearts

This was inspired by an '80s Joan Jett shirt.

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8163...

11.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

It was Lester’s show… AND HE WASN’T EVEN IN IT!

16.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yep. Anarchy here, there, and everywhere.

16.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I also once again urge you to stop introducing horrible people onto the timeline.

16.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All that said, abolish the executive branch entirely.

16.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My plan for dramatic democratic reform includes:
- SCOTUS expansion
- DC statehood
- PR settlement of status
- Codify DOJ independence
- Constitutional amendment(s) to reverse SCOTUS decisions, abolish Electoral College, restrict presidential pardon power

16.02.2026 01:28 — 👍 427    🔁 101    💬 24    📌 10

Big mouths will always let you down. Opinion-havers. Statement makers. Blecccch.

16.02.2026 02:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I ever found I have reach or a platform or an audience I’d be shamed into silence. Don’t ever take me seriously or believe a word I say, please. I’m one of the dumbest most ignorant and downright irresponsible dipshits on the planet. Let’s keep it that way!

16.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t like the opinion cults that grow up around certain voices. If that happened to me I’d reject that hard. Everyone is equal and everyone has opinions. No cults. No following. No one is more precious or special than you are and many have terrible thoughts they want to share. No thanks.

16.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Brianna Wu is someone who became known, had cogent things to say about her own situation, then became a name with followers and a platform and apparently feels she has to keep saying important things. The issue now is why keep listening to her? She’s way out of her depth and she’s just a mouth.

16.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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On this day, women first allowed to argue Supreme Court cases On February 15, 1879, President Rutherford B. Hayes signed a new law that would admit women as members of the Supreme Court bar and allow them to submit and argue cases at the high court.

Today is February 15. On this day in 1879, President Rutherford Hayes signed a new law that would admit women as members of the Supreme Court bar & allow them to submit/argue cases. Thank suffragette Belva Lockwood for her efforts in this uphill battle.

#Pinks
constitutioncenter.org/blog/on-this...

15.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 1344    🔁 464    💬 12    📌 16
Superman with a mustache and sombrero.

Superman with a mustache and sombrero.

Weird.

15.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 621    🔁 68    💬 34    📌 8
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ChatGPT promised to help her find her soulmate. Then it betrayed her ChatGPT sent screenwriter Micky Small down a fantastical rabbit hole. Now, she's finding her way out.

ChatGPT sent screenwriter Micky Small down a fantastical rabbit hole. Now, she's finding her way out.

15.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 141    🔁 23    💬 45    📌 40

Anthony!

Anthony!

Anthony, it’s Prince spaghetti night!

Anthony’s parents know the only thing that can stop Anthony from masturbating in his room is the hearty authentic Italian taste of Prince Spaghetti Sauce.

15.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You stand up for what is right. You raise your voice. Always. As an artist… always.

15.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One lesson from history that doesn’t seem to have stuck is that keeping your head down and going along to get along has never saved the ones the regime decides have to go.

15.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Disappointing especially since some of these people are deliberately refusing to acknowledge that to a large portion of extremely political people (and politically extreme people) just their casting in a role is seen as inherently political.

15.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 — 👍 31149    🔁 10836    💬 538    📌 488

“I’ve been in a murder maze.”

15.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

According to his sister, his platform is “being a butthead” and “cheating at Monopoly.”

15.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gortimer Gibbon is left-handed, by the way. He excels at fencing and being a friend. He has a crush on shy artist Abigail, and he loves to help his two best friends Mel and Ranger.

15.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

White Hat finds the real world confusing and frightening. Gortimer succeeds wildly as a crime fighter… until arc-villain Green Beret flips the script!

15.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It turns out White Hat has wanted to escape the show for decades. And with know-it-all Gortimer to protect the city now’s his chance! Oops!

15.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gortimer, a certified comic book fan, enters the tv show WHITE HAT, a parody of the 1966 BATMAN, complete with campy sound FX fight scenes and rope climbing with a tilted camera. He knows what happens next because he’s memorized every episode.

15.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oooh! Too bad!

15.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing a star trek uniform looks at something ALT: a man wearing a star trek uniform looks at something

Tim Russ as Winston Hobbes on this episode of GORTIMER GIBBONS.

15.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

15.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
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is remembering actor Cesar Romero on his birthday.

15.02.2026 09:51 — 👍 30    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0

This is a safe place! Post a #Superman

15.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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