Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN

If you lack joy and humor in your life, you are 100% not going to make it

You motherfuckers above all need to get goofier in the face of horrible shit to survive

I'm going to watch it again tomorrow. So many delightful monsters

I WANT TO NEVER STOP HUGGING IT

A fucking joy. So monstery and creative.

B--and i cannot emphasize this enough--UD!!!!!! 😍😍😍

Oh my god PREDATOR BADLANDS IS SO FUCKING GOOD. Bud! The headbumps! The way it was Predator & Frens! This franchise has been excellent lately and that was claws down my favorite of all the movies.

YouTube video by Avie Sheck Mom & I Cover Creep By Radiohead (she is a classical Indian singer 🕉️)

This duet cover of Radiohead's "Creep", between a son and his Shastriya Sangeet classically trained mother, is the mash-up I didn't know how much I needed in my life. Totally spontaneous sobbing may have taken place.

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Photo of a fairly generic modern bathroom with a shower/tub combo, a toilet, a sink, a mirror, and a demonic entity coming out of the mirror

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?

Same as it ever was

Timeline Cleanse

This thread is the we are going to win thread, is the kids are alright thread, is the STOP ICE thread, is the civil society rising thread; read it through.

Floof has Dangerous Zoomies this morning. Right before this video he jumped at my face with his claws extended while I was talking pretty to him. Sound on if you want to hear me quack in pain.

Oh my god that would break me

Floof deserves all the stans.

Floof a goof

Floof a goof

A screenshot from an arlo camera of a deer a yard in the pacific northwest. The AI description identifies it as a kangaroo, and says: "A kangaroo is visible in the yard, standing near some trees. The kangaroo appears to be grazing or resting in the grassy area"

Billionaires and tech bros: "AI is the future. AI is smarter than you. AI is better than you. You could never achieve what AI can do."

Meanwhile, AI: "There is a kangaroo in your yard."

An orange and white cat's legs and giant feet jutting out in a dozen directions. The rest of the cat is not visible.

Help! My cat is made of feet.

He's utterly insufferable. I muted him.

Just texted my tattoo artist about scheduling my tragically delayed Junji Ito shark monster tat and I am giddy. I deserve a celebration after that slog through health hell.

Got very rainbow happy tokidoki unicorn plans for the other arm, but that shark is my precious, disturbing baby.

I'm disabled, and you're right, I hadn't thought about accessibility at all. It's an excellent point.

You being an ass

Why can't I be a floaty-boaty murder-monster? All I can do is swim like a normal density monster. IT'S NOT FAIR.

Why did you call me by my first name then?

Fucking up people's medical care in terrifying ways, no big deal. Causing cognitive decline, no big deal. Impairing the education of children, no big deal. Driving people to suicide and murder, no big deal.

Would love to know the next time a golf course does that.

Apparently AI is okay because golf courses.

Destroying incomes of artists, no big deal. Enabling sexual abuse and sexual violence, no big deal. Destroying the health of people who live near data centers, no big deal. Making it impossible to know which things are real, no big deal.

Will do. But all of the other horrifying problems very much exist, so...

Is it, though?

What product are you making whose utility and value outweigh the waste of water, the damage to the health of bipoc people where the data centers are being built, the greenhouse gasses being spewed at record rated, the insane cost of energy for people who live near data centers?

I am struggling to muster sympathy here. You're destroying the planet for a meaningless rat race that prevents you from enjoying life. You're literally killing others just to make yourself unhappy. It's some of the most selfish self-destruction I've ever seen.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP FAT SHAMING SPIDERS