Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN

My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.

This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.

Saaaaaame and I’m incapable of organizing any of it

Posts like these are why I’m so grateful for the new save feature. I’ve been taking screenshots like a confused old person

Extremely unclear.

Ha! bsky.app/profile/tric...

The worst thing is I have laryngitis and I’m desperately trying to heal my voice, but she’s making me reflexively yell YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!! over and over.

It is 6:04 and she is trying to make me go to bed.

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him Alt: elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him

My tiny dog often goes to bed really early and then decides it’s time for me to go to bed too. She barks more and more impatiently while I yell “YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!” She always wins though.

But I have thought of a brilliant gambit: “GO TELL HR ABOUT IT!”

This seems to have stumped her. HA!

I am basically this dog.

I regret to inform you that it is 7:15, I am in bed, and the HR department I made up doesn’t exist.

Wait. She’s still barking.

Now I’M going to tell HR.

elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him Alt: elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him

My tiny dog often goes to bed really early and then decides it’s time for me to go to bed too. She barks more and more impatiently while I yell “YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!” She always wins though.

But I have thought of a brilliant gambit: “GO TELL HR ABOUT IT!”

This seems to have stumped her. HA!

It REALLY does.

I squirted lime juice in my eyes and it hurted.

I have laryngitis and I’m pitiful and that’s why there’s nothing sad about me eating reheated pho from a gigantic salad bowl that I’m hunched over like a goblin.

I have procured a large amount of catnip. Will report back.

a black abstract line art illustration of Laura palmer from David lynch’s twin peaks, screaming. she has white eyes and inside her eyeballs the words “fire walk with me” are written. the background is bright red.

laura palmer / everybody scream

Four feral cats mistreating planters. One is pooping elegantly.

See? See what I mean? Pooping AND crimes.

And pooping. Crimes and pooping.

17 cats can do an awful lot of crimes.

Two feral cats. One is a gray tabby acting as lookout for an orange cat that has knocked a planter over and is making it roll around.

My mom is always asking why the planters are always knocked over.

You are my love and I am so glad you are going to do absolutely nothing.

Gremlin Miller talking to a woman

“Okay I’ll come over but I can’t get wet and absolutely cannot eat after midnight.”

Image of a very short Miller talking to a blond woman as they walk on grass

Here we see Stephen Miller (left) explaining to a woman that she'll never get his Lucky Charms

a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room . Alt: a little girl with a truly wicked smile

Last night I realized I have the power to give a feral cat colony a ton of catnip.

Yes you do. I and our gargoyle offspring eagerly await you. The cats are planning a whole fall-out-of-the-tree routine in celebration of your return.

I am at urgent care and there’s probably a three year old boy here and he is wearing a mask. He has some apple juice. He pulls his mask back up after taking a sip. A BABY CAN DO THIS. WHY CAN’T YOU?

I’ve named the feral cat who watches me all the time Nosy. It doesn’t take long for me to get up in the morning before she’s standing on her hind legs to stare at me through the window. So here’s your morning Nosy.

And what a weird post to throw that particular tantrum over. “Grieving for fellow disabled people I’ve seen destroyed by the system” is a heck of a statement to attack with an entirely unrelated hissy fit.