Kieron Moore

So exciting, congrats Billie!

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

I hope One Battle After Another wins all the awards so when Stallone and those other cunts have to report to Trump how making Hollywood great again is going, they have to tell him about the success of a movie where the American military and police are portrayed as pathetic loser fascist scumbags.

It all started going downhill when they didn't let Tom Baker have a talking cabbage as a companion.

Couldn't be more sold.

Oh hell yeah

Me on the apps

Sorry, I may have ruined it for you so now you can't watch that character's scenes without thinking how much better it could have been.

I love BR2049, but it makes me so sad that Villeneuve wanted David Bowie in that role, and when Bowie died, made the worst casting pivot imaginable.

The one good thing about the Tory conference being in town is that they pedestrianise a lot of the city centre. Apparently Kemi likes the radical left idea of walkable cities after all.

Manchester’s going hard on the early 2020s nostalgia at the moment, in that there are Tories everywhere and also everyone has covid.

Whereas less is for continuous variables, e.g. "I wish there were less Nazi discourse" or "I wish there were less air in this room full of Nazis".

Fewer, because Nazis are a discrete variable - you can have 2 Nazis or 3 Nazis, but not 2 and a half.

Adam Curtis is a national treasure.

Knob Bent

A drag performer as the Anne Droid from Doctor Who Parting of the Ways.

Various Doctor Who themed cabaret performers, with pride flags and a Palestine flag, in front of a glittery blue TARDIS.

Fantastic trip in the LGBTQ+ARDIS with @gallycab.bsky.social! That Anne Droid costume was magnificent.

Got the barbeque on, lads

Oh my god lol

This Dutch late night host absolutely eviscerates Trump and Disney- you gotta watch how

That's the Doctor

I hope you mirrored the exact expression and pose of the photo to help it click for him.

Yeah I got an editorial for you

george lucas made a three film opus about how a combination of tariffs, incels, and anxiety would give rise to fascism and we all made fun of him smfh

Gary Lineker gets his biggest cheer of the night by far from the audience for saying his award was for "speaking up for those who have no voice"

We know why Gary won.

Free Palestine.

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together

The Telegraph Rayner tax scandal - £40k tax dodge - Statement Angela Rayner dodges £40,000 stamp duty Deputy Prime Minister reduces tax bill for Hove flat by declaring it as her main residence [Photo: Angela Rayner pictured at the weekend in Hove, where she has just bought a flat Credit: Dan Charity/The Sun on Sunday] Robert Mendick Chief Reporter. Amy Gibbons Political Correspondent 29 August 2025 8:57am BST

The Telegraph Money > Property > Second homes How to avoid tax on your second home From stamp duty to council tax, shield your wealth from Labour's tightening net [Photo of houses around a bay - Areas such as Cornwall have added a premium to council tax bills for second homes Credit: iStockphoto] Fran Ivens Senior Money Writer 29 August 2025 1:21pm BST

On the same day in the Telegraph:

No - AI gets a lot wrong, but it can spell correctly.

Sophy Ridge @SophyRidgeSky My conversation with new Green Leader Zack Polanski about the St George's Cross: Zack Polanski: What does it mean to me? Wel, I think it depends on the context. So during an England football game, 1'Il paint my face in a Saint George's Cross quite happily. At another time though, where we don't nave a football tournament, I think it's quite imported from America this idea that we wave flags outside our house. If people want to do that then think that's up to them. But I think at times of heightened tensions, I would say patriotism is actually about loving your neighbour, whether they're from this country or not. Patriotism is about building cohesive communities. I'm really proud today to be an elected Jewish leader of the Green Party. My deputy leader is a Muslim man. I think that's patriotism. When we recognize that antisemitism and Islamophobia are two sides of the same coin, and actually communities are so much better when we're more creative and work together in solidarity. SR: It's interesting to listen tO what you're saying there -s so do you think that flying a St George's Cross outside your house at a time, as you put it, of heightened tension could be intimidating for some communities? Zack Polanski: I think people can experience as intimidation. And I think if those communities are intimidated, again the patriotic thing to do would be to have those conversations with your neighbours, have those conversations with the communities.

Look at this response from Polanski to Sophie Ridge's attempted gotcha on flags

To *finally* have a mainstream political voice standing up for racialised & minoritised communities being intimidated by the violent fash on our streets

It's really not that hard, is it?

They shouldn't make any more Bond films. That's not to say I don't like the series, but it's been struggling to come up with new ways to justify this 1960s character being in the modern day for a long time now, and sometimes it's better to end things and move onto new ideas than let them drag on.

Morning! It's a grey Monday, the to-do list is never-ending, but at least there's caffeine.