Max Farrow

The contrast in reporting these stories is nuts, right? It's not just me?

there are so many open layups and somehow dems can’t make them. republicans are literally pulling cancer treatment from children and they can’t message on that??? like what the fuck are we doing here

What's the opposite of clickbait?

a man with his mouth open and the words oh well that 's alright then behind him ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words oh well that 's alright then behind him

GOMEZ: "I donated to LGBT causes in light of this..."

Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk say human population not nearly big enough: ‘If we had a trillion humans, we would have at any given time a thousand Mozarts’ “I think in a lot of these endeavors we're very like-minded,” Bezos said of himself and Musk regarding getting humans into space.

I don’t know why this incenses me as much as it does, but it does:

we very likely have a thousand plus Mozarts *right now*. But they make non-Western art in economically destitute conditions so they have to do other work to pay bills; if you cared, UBI’d be more important to you than going to space

Love how tech bros are trying to convince us that AI will change our lives when they can't even invent a spellchecker that knows that nobody on Earth ever wants to type "ducking hell."

He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.

Former Superman actor Dean Cain reveals he’s becoming an Ice agent to support Trump’s mass deportation agenda The actor will be sworn in ‘ASAP’ amid the federal agency’s recruitment drive and unprecedented immigration raids that have sparked protest across the US

Superman has joined the Brownshirts. The USA is determined to abandon every ideal it ever pretended to stand for in the most 'on the nose' way possible.

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

We can only hope!

increasingly convinced govt has to seriously prioritise making everything feel less tired and shabby. from leisure centres to litter to high streets. the visible signs of decline are such easy fuel for bad actors and also why george osborne should be in jail

"Champagne socialist" is such a weird insult. Like you're only allowed to show empathy if you live in a cave and eat lichen.

I for one applaud the Labour government for banning ninja swords, that Leonardo cunt from the Turtles has had it too good for too long.

Yeah, that was quite apparent.

Would have been cool if the person in power before Trump had done anything to stop him.

Oh...wait!

Maybe Tom Hardy popping up to do a funny voice for a scene or two as well.

In high school, I was complaining about how long the school day was and my teacher turned to me and said, "the days are long, but the years are short" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about you lunatic" and then the bell rang and now I'm in my 30s.

Amazon review of Pride and Prejudice, left by carlton p morgan on 30 July 2010: "Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses"

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

A Sarah Dempster review of The Tudors, reading: “Verily, my liege, this idiot Canadian-Irish co-production does dance a merry jig upon the very concept of historical accuracy, with its Irish Henry VIII (Jonathan Rhys Meyers), its ripped courtiers and Joss Stone as Anne of Cleves. There is the occasional grudging nod to Actual Historical Stuff (the Reformation, wives etc). But it’s mostly just Henry banging his way around Tudor England, his bum cheeks jack-hammering with such ferocity that they are little more than a meaty blur, like a deli counter viewed from the top deck of a speeding bus in the rain.”

Some people say criticism is dead. I say show them this.

Imagine being the most powerful man in the UK and sitting quietly and occasionally laughing along while the President VISITING YOUR COUNTRY goes on a stream of consciousness about the dangers of foreigners and what a piece of shit your London mayor is? Don't have to imagine it, it's what he did.

The fact that last year’s Star Trek/Doctor Who collab never mentioned the actual comic crossover they did back in 2012 is absurd

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

SUSAN RICHARDS: well I guess “Invisible Girl” is good for me. Does what it days on the tin
BEN GRIMM: goin with “The Thing.” it’s giving monster
JOHNNY BLAZE: hell yes now I’m “the human torch.” beat that
REED RICHARDS: I hope you’re all sitting down