Mike G

Arguably the greatest thing ever committed to print

Absolutely brilliant as Horry Manners in When The Boat Comes In.

Hope Phillip remembered her birthday card otherwise she will have the blue glasses on again 😅

Today's Ascot horses
Treanmor
Epic Poet (ew)
Lazzat
Commanche Brave
Amramm (ew) & Korker (ew)
Dakota Blue (ew)
Samui

My bets for day 2 of Royal Ascot.
Zelaina
Asmarani
Running Lion (ew)
Anmaat
Tony Montana (ew)
Rainbows Edge
Logi Bear (ew)

Brilliant night watching ricky gervais at Manchester Apollo. Perfection from start to finish.
Although i have never seen so many people going to the bog mid performance. I think pretty much everyone pissed themselves laughing but most of us stayed in our seats to do it. 🤣

My favourite Buzzcocks song

Reform UK Easter reading:
"I was hungry and you said I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said we need an insurance based healthcare system..."

My horses for today...
Act of Authority
Horses Pearl
Weveallbeencaught (e/w)
The Wallpark (e/w)
L'Eau du Sud
Mossy Fern Road
And in the national....
Vanillier, Stumptown and Hewick.

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth

A pizza with the words BEEF BASTARD on it.

I see Sean Bean has his own range of pizzas in the Netherlands.

......Hojlund and Zirkzee not good enough as your main strikers.
We need width and pace, only Amad looks a threat with the ball.

.....we still have so many players to offload. Onana is rubbish and needs replacing, Dalot is hopeless, Shaw and Mount for as good as they are always injured so no use to us. Casemiro and Eriksen need to go too.
We also need one top class striker and a possible back up.....

My two penneth after today's woeful home display.
I am still not sold on this system, I know he doesn't have the players to operate it, but that's what worries me. If he needs very specific players to fit, we have no fallback or plan B. It's all in on this system and I just can't see it working....

Remember when it was all De Gea’s fault because he was poor with his feet

Clowns

Bring back Paddy Roche or Massimo Taibi. Anyone would be better than our Onana. He is the worst keeper I have ever seen at United, by a mile. He doesn't communicate with the defenders, they have no confidence in him at all and he couldn't make a save if his life depended on it.

So sad to hear the news about the Lawman. Brilliant striker, lovely bloke and United legend.
That's all 3 of the Holy Trinity gone. Such a sad day.

The International Space Station has just passed now as well!!!

Absolutely amazing sky tonight.
Took some pictures, not great.
First is Venus next to a faint Saturn.
Second is Mars at the bottom of the line with Castor and Pollux.
Third is Jupiter in Orion (clear view of Orions belt).
Lot to see in tonights sky.

🤣🤣🤣

United......bloody hell😁

Wishing everyone a wonderful new year. Hope 2025 brings you health, wealth and happiness. X 🥂🍻🍾🎆🎈🎉

.....We need a lot of this team out - Dalot, Onana, Eriksen, Casemiro, Antony, Zirkzee and Rashford. Then clever signings, who can play the way the manager wants.
And WE DONT BOO PLAYERS! That's not the Utd way

Not sure where to even start. Not sure sticking with this formation game in game out is the right idea. Might be what we need to move to but the players we have, have no idea how to play this way. We need players out and players in who are suited to this formation.....

Some good Cheltenham pointers so far - Constitution Hill (glad i did a little ante post when he was 4s), Sir Gino, Banbridge, East India Docks, The Jukebox Man and Potters Charm. Things shaping up nicely.

Viz letter reading: "Dogs are quite mad when you think about it. If I spent all day angrily shouting at anyone who walked past my house, tried to attack the postman, then went and did a shit in the midde of my local park, I'd be arrested. Which indeed I was. Rob Wilfort, email."

Lazing on the sofa with a brew, huge piece of Christmas cake watching Oliver! This is the life🤣

Merry Christmas everyone.
Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Is it just me who still gets the Christmas Radio Times and goes thought it circling all the Christmas telly I want to watch/record? 🤣🤣

Still a little of players we need to offload starting with the goalkeeper. He just isn't good enough.