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gus is a serious boy

back in my day, "i'm going to open a new tab" meant you were grabbing a fresh pink diet coke

we need new words. like tang. or rc.

i'll admit it:

the covid vaccine definitely made me gayer.

#capeflattery #pacificnorthwest #nature #squeek

all i ever need is more

Is Tug on it Tuesday a thing?

Well, it should be.

Al poses with Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony

Just bumped into an old friend.

But your honor, shooting people and hoarding wealth is my culture.

More than 50% of all statistics include numbers.

Why couldn’t some of those hot embers fly over to mar-a-Lago?

we can get denimer

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I’ve done whippets
With Patrick Swayze

A 1970s men's fashion ad with some very questionable fashion choices

Just hangin' with the fellas tonight

best post all year

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.

who decided to call it a 'paternity test' instead of a 'pop quiz?'

the size of his health bar is massive

men walking around in birkenstocks , their ten toes replaced with ten little dicks that ejaculate with every step, this is the future the left wants

At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day

At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day

i love being the centre of a tension

Large Son: (explaining Warhammer lore to his young Cousin) then there is the Emperor of Screams. his bones are made of infinititanium and his fists are power guns
young Cousin: that’s cool. that’s sick

coliseum is Latin for ‘come and see em’

(prayer to the great Mountain) “Oh great Mountain. please lend me 500 dollars”

Splashed a man in Reno
Just to watch him dry

bro why is it called google maps and not google drive

Me, then..