Papito

This show sucks.

More like Nerd of The Seven kingdoms amiright

Post a banger that isn’t in English

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I love this story

What it was like to be a bush at Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance The bushes on the field during the halftime show became a meme after the internet found out they were actually human performers.

so i talked to one of the bushes at the super bowl
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Pulling for the ski jumping team but it’s hard to root for a kid named Tate

When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37

Everyone was so concerned about the long dong ski jumpers that no one noticed the skaters growing extra legs.

4D chess.

Open the schools

not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult

0/10 do not recommend

I can't explain it but the Seahawks are the anti-facist team.

Tired: left shark
Wired:

can’t believe the “patriots” have a quarterback who’s “scared to pull the trigger”. so unamerican. do better.

idk man, patriots probably shouldn't have made a little boy their quarterback

Fucking Ferris doesn’t need AI money.

omg he taught both teams

That Hellmann’s ad so bad I kind of wanna fight somebody

Excellent Puerto Rico power grid callback.

Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”

Time for white dudes with weird little chodes to change the channel

It’s important to know who’s the David Bowie and who’s the Freddie Mercury in your relationship.

these AI commercials at the super bowl feels like those crypto commercials a few years ago.

whatever happened to FTX ? must be good things after a super bowl commercial!

Sort of bummed the fan bases won’t give us images of midwesterners with slightly outdated hairstyles this year

Looking back and feeling the way my body does now.. if I were a different person, could have been pretty good cross country skier. Shit looks meditative.

Superbowl LX sounds like it was named by GM or something. Does it have heated seats?

a.i. dorks are like, "“If I can generate four tons of mechanically separated meat in a day, and you need 4 hours to cook two servings of Coq Au Vin with rosemary and thyme, who’s going to win the race?”

Athletes at the top of their game.

Peak performance.

Edge of your seat plays.

Strategic brilliance.

Fuck yes the curling is on.

Maybe they just have bad water pressure in Milan or he forgot to bring conditioner

That Swedish guy needs gay friends to tell him about his hair