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This is a jittery, speedy, evil version of the original…it’s got Don Jr. written all over it.

TRUMP: Young People are my Priority
SCHUMER: NO! they are my priority!
NOTE: Both are opting to spend their golden yrs at work, instead of spending time with their grand kids.

This is Brad Lander doing pulltabs in the Uptown VFW. He’s one of us now

There are cups of coffee that have done more to stop ICE agents than @schumer.senate.gov . Time to retire

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the only threat to ICE is sleep apnea & triglycerides. Luckily, they’ll have plenty of time to exercise in federal prison.

CBS 2026 Line Up Dropped…and it’s ass.

OMG! A Christmas miracle. Tried this w/ Capt. Howdy, she was not having it

Kristi Noem’s testimony is like her Make Up-thick & out of touch with reality

DC is just LA for Model UN kids

The Jim Cramer of Comedy

No indentations for new paragraphs-Who’s the real criminal here?

I’m busy. Calling dibs.

Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.

Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.

Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?

2028 Dem Ticket will be Schumer/Jeffries & they will concede to GOP in after the first debate in exchange for a vote on National Parks restoration or some shit.

Thankful for all my fellow Chicagoans.

Est. Dems takeaway from mamdani v. trump-“key demos love rizz. let’s pay the Rizzler 50 million dollars to endorse Haley Stevens.”

Greggy poo got triggered 🥺🥺🥺

Doordash gonna drop a 50 year mortgage for a chipotle burrito soon & it’ll be fine bc free market regulates itself dummies

@julianastratton.bsky.social

Chicago Handshake Episode 1:
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible

Chicago Handshake Episode 1:
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible

It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.

If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.

i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.

@durbin.senate.gov what gives? You really gonna give em your milk money and hope they don’t ask again tomorrow?

DUDE. RETIRE

Not a fan of Humpty Dumpty’s heading. predatory VC firm hell bent on exacerbating wealth inequality through bribery fueled deregulation. Loved him in Shrek though

Lmao mainlining the copium over the L Zohran served up

Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”

Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”