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IDK, theoretically it looks low effort. I need to ask my hair guy at my appt next weekend. Maybe they have one at salon I can try out. 🤞

18.02.2026 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do I want to pay $500 for a fancy curling iron?

18.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nattie's snarly faces are hysterical. #wweraw #wrestlesky

17.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

18 minutes in and already on 2nd commercial break. #wweraw #wrestlesky

17.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What the white fuckery is this shit?

16.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ditto. I just finished the Netflix Raelians doc. It's crazy what people will buy into.

16.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe they're kick starting their own cult 😆

15.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lol of course I have one

15.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

8mm drill bits

Maybe I am not a DIY person. These both say 8mm but look different sizes to me. 😵‍💫

15.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Genius!

15.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

How do I figure out the size of a drill bit if it's not labeled?

15.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Well it doesn't quite fit with watching AEW Grand Slam 😂

15.02.2026 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now I have that theme running thru my head 😁

15.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trevor and Hetty from Ghosts

Runner up

15.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Valentine's Day! What's your favorite sitcom romance?

15.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

True. His brain so fulla holes, he forgot.

15.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character says " omelette du fromage " in a foreign language ALT: a cartoon character says " omelette du fromage " in a foreign language

My other favorite Dexter ep.

15.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's Saturday! 📺
Post a cartoon TV series that you love.

15.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know they'd never tell him! 😂

15.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

F because fuck off with coconut. But also, toss them all except for A & H.

15.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a wrestler named andrade el idolo walks down a ramp ALT: a wrestler named andrade el idolo walks down a ramp

15.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I use more in the summer, so I'll just stock the freezer for this summer and we might all be dead by by next summer anyway. 🤷‍♀️

14.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There weren't even any brand name. All that was left was kroger brand. I need to check Super Lo and see what is there. We don't have a lot of grocery store choices here.

14.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@nixanadoo.com it was already marked down to clearance price at kroger. 😭

14.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

7 cans of kroger brand frozen limeade and pink lemonade concentrate

Hoarding frozen concentrate before it goes away.

14.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

IDK if this is a hot take or not, but IMO the guy booked to lose all the time (ex. Sami Zayn) should make as much as the guys who win all the time (ex. Rhodes, Reigns). #smackdown #wrestlesky

14.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like the fed is squandering Fenix. #smackdown #wrestlesky

14.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That manspreading is next level. 😬

13.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"...delicious, fat cheques..." I love this phrase 🤣

13.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a group of children are sitting in a classroom and one of them is saying it might be a tumor ALT: a group of children are sitting in a classroom and one of them is saying it might be a tumor

I've been smelling things that aren't there multiple times today.

11.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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