Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
So passes the greatest living actor (in my opinion). Robert Duvall was never anything but authentic in every role. So many of his great performances (Gus McRae in Lonesome Dove, Mac Sledge in Tender Mercies, The Apostle EF in The Apostle) were family favourites. May he rest in peace.
16.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And one day, under his tutelage, those skaters shall kill Superman
13.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 527 🔁 71 💬 11 📌 1The world seems so much more hopeful with a belly full of steak.
12.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For Liam.
30.01.2026 07:04 — 👍 9448 🔁 2951 💬 109 📌 180Inventor Of The HEIC File: "Maybe this will be what finally sends someone I'll never meet completely over the edge."
23.01.2026 03:00 — 👍 38 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0I do catastrophize too much, but in my defense, this is a catastrophe.
20.01.2026 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Blog Post! Consumed: Hamnet, by @DonnySparrow substack.com/@donsparrow/...
15.01.2026 13:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate it when I uncover an ancient artifact that grants me extraordinary powers only to discover that I am now a pawn in an eternal cosmic battle between the forces of light and darkness
02.08.2024 13:20 — 👍 510 🔁 111 💬 15 📌 11Robert McGinnis had an incredible sense of design, which made him perfectly suited for film posters--but there's an oddness to the expressions of his non-theatrical subjects. Not so with Elvgren. My fave stuff is the tamer, Coca-Cola cowboys and baseball players, but it's all so good.
30.12.2025 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking at old paintings by the great commercial illustrators (Buell, Moran, Petty, Sundblom, Ballantyne, etc ) and I think what sets Elvgren apart, and why his profile remains so large isn't necessarily the skill with paint, or the poses--it's how beautiful his faces are.
30.12.2025 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sketchbook tonight…
30.12.2025 02:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Festivus: still not funny.
23.12.2025 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some guy outside 7-Eleven just tried to sell me “invisibility potion.” Nice try pal, I’m not falling for that again
21.12.2025 00:45 — 👍 115 🔁 14 💬 8 📌 0One of my favourite shows of the year!
19.12.2025 23:27 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A husky (or malamute) howls at the sky next to a sign on a fence reading “NO DOGS ALLOWED.”
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
18.12.2025 14:21 — 👍 8814 🔁 1364 💬 109 📌 49Ink sketchbook page drawn by Don Sparrow of English singer/songwriter Morrissey, depicted with messy tall pompadour and cable knit sweater.
Everyone's college experience should include a Morrissey phase. Here's an ink sketchbook drawing from my art college days at Sheridan College in Oakville Ontario. "Where is the man you respect? And where is the woman you love?"
18.12.2025 14:43 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Thanks Jason! Was indeed a great weekend.
16.12.2025 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New newsletter. A newsletter that’s new. donsparrow.substack.com/p/prairie-co...
15.12.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I shot a man in Reno for not wishing me a Happy Honda Days
14.12.2025 15:59 — 👍 59 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.
14.12.2025 14:07 — 👍 555 🔁 96 💬 19 📌 0Every now and then you gotta blow up your life and then figure out how to make a new one.
12.12.2025 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island
02.08.2024 03:52 — 👍 390 🔁 49 💬 19 📌 9Our artist group was permitted to create pieces reflecting the Advent story. They are on display in Common Ground at Circle Drive Alliance Church through Christmas. Since it has stayed pretty quiet, I hope those at Circle will stop by and take in the work the artists put so much care into.
09.12.2025 00:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is so absurdly funny. I love it.
05.12.2025 00:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The people demand to know: what became of Scott “Skippy” Jessop?
29.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Thanksgiving!
27.11.2025 13:27 — 👍 55 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
27.11.2025 03:02 — 👍 4067 🔁 596 💬 1 📌 0UPDATE: @donsparrow.bsky.social's bat-art in the hands of the winner, just to prove it exists IRL (as does Don) (I may or may not) superman86to99.tumblr.com/post/8011267...
24.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0