Murderton Gazette

Weren’t the Quiz Show machines recalled due to tampering?

Will the Cemetery Strangler strike again this #Halloween? To find out, we’re sending Crime Cadet Brendan Howell on an overnight graveyard stakeout!

Fake Mews.

Planning a dramatic case denouement? Sick of gathering your suspects from all over town? Call Jim’s Taxis and ask about our Group Round-Up Sum-Up Discount!

To the Crytograph Killer: either invent an easier cipher or give us some clues. We have no idea what you’re on about.

Local amateur sleuth Mrs Marbles has identified the notorious Potting Shed Prowler. When approached for comment Chief Detective Inspector Lester responded, “We can’t arrest him without evidence so you’d better not print his name.”