Your funny friend

Be careful 😁

😁

First have a real account of yourself with a proper profile picture, then correct others faults, who are you to decide who to use this app, If I am doing anything wrong the app itself will kick me out ,rude people like you don't deserve responses,anyway I am deleting this post along with blocking U

If this post is wrong I will surely delete it ,after you see my reply, you can also correct any false information seen in my page, in future also (without mentioning my fake profile picture)

Bro , I had mentioned that this is a video from instagram, even I mentioned the username of the account who post this,so I posted this to know the things are true or false,the video got 30 million plus views in Instagram,so if this is misleading people can correct it and let others know this is fake

It's crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes isn't enough . Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good 🎇

😄😄😄

January 3 is celebrated as 'Mind-Body Wellness Day ,
"A day for reminding you to check your mind, body and soul are healthy and happy "
"A day to remove negativity , unwanted thoughts from mind "
"A day to love yourself and be proud of what you are ✨"

Time for some out of science joke

Me : Bro don't copy my assignment, the teacher may scold both of us
Friend: ok , I will copy it with modifications
Me : ok bro

Meanwhile mine and his assignments:

What do you call a short sighted dinosaur?

A 'Did-he-saw-us'

What is carbon dioxide ?

"A person who was born in a car and died outside is called car-bon-di-oxide"😸

What do you call a mechanical bottom?

'A robutt'

How do you make robots more human-like?

"With Artificial stupidity" 🤭

Yesterday I combined Fluorine, Uranium and Nitrogen

It was FUN

Happy new year everyone

#newyear

Why should children never crawl around on gravel?

"It's bad for their kid-knees"

Which part of your body likes to drink milk?

"Your calf"

Girl : Is that a rabbit on your head?
Boy : No, it's just my hare

Why did the singer want a tap for a nose?

"So he could lip sink"

Hearing aide, where are you?

"Over ear! "

Fun fact:

"Earle Dickson invented the adhesive bandages for his wife, who frequently cut herself while doing housework"

Fun fact

"If you were to write out every number (one, two, three, etc.), you wouldn't use the letter "b" until you reached one billion."

Those extra careful days.....

How fast time passes these days ? Someone played with the time machine, If anybody seeing the post is the one who is controlling time please make it normal ,not too fast not too slow ....

New year had arrived in my country
Current update : 2025 seems great ✨

"Feelings shy to enter 2025 because it's my first time 😂 "

Guys, while we were celebrating the new year in 2020 , some people in china were suffering from some unknown viral disease, the rest was history

" A history we don't need in the future anymore"

Life before that was amazing, let 2025 heal all those wounds
#happynewyear #2025 #bettertommarow

Very technical graph for all of you nerds regarding bird flu.

Why did the cell go to therapy ?

"It was feeling a little divided"

What do you call a group of cells playing instruments?

"A cell-ebration "