Siobhan Beeman

While it's true you have been correct the entire time and my whole life has been a lie, I personally found you annoying, so let's be solutions-oriented and just look toward the future.

And ions! The original energy drink.

This font is called “Coathangers and Uvulae”.

saw an 18 yo trans woman crashing out about "never passing" and the thing i learned about being trans that was good for me is that most people are not thinking that hard about how you look and that if you project confidence you'll pass much more than like obsessing over how you look in your head

I just think LucasArts should drop this "Star War" shit and go back to making funny adventure games for PC.

I am a hopeless crossword puzzle addict. My average solve time for Saturdays was 12m 39s. If I could give it up, you can give it up. Cancel the Times.

Nobody should be running for public office without calls for swift and aggressive investigation, prosecution, trial, conviction, and appropriate sentencing for DOGE, ICE, the Trump administration, the Republican Congress, state level Republican, and their staffs, partners, funders, and associates.

It's not a matter of whether or not we'll have such tribunals. It's whether or not we can still manage to have them in prosecution of fascist Republicans for crimes against humanity. If we can't, fascist Republicans will eventually hold them against everyone else for the crime of humanity.

a movie that takes place where you’re from

[Literally the school building I went to for 7th grade. It’s actually in Georgetown, TX, not Austin.]

The fact that anyone, anywhere, ever, that gives a fuck about diamonds/rubies/etc. actually CARES whether or not their stone is natural or lab grown is the ultimate testament to human irrationality.

“Jesus, that‘s a hell of an act. What do you guys call it?”

“A Kavanaugh stop!”

it is astonishing how much my engagement with a channel or podcast turns on a dime the instant someone catches gender. i will listen to the most boring nerds on earth talk about video games for three entire hours if even one of them has become a girl in the last ten years

a man is sitting on the floor with the words `` not like this . '' ALT: a man is sitting on the floor with the words `` not like this . ''

Yeah I’m not happy about it either.

Thats Impossible Star Wars GIF ALT: Thats Impossible Star Wars GIF

* Massive indiscriminate tariffs are a form of consumption tax
* Mailing $2K checks to everyone is a form of UBI

Therefore...
* Trump has the most progressive macroeconomic policy we‘ve seen in decades

My spiciest hot take:
* Even flat consumption taxes are closer to wealth taxes than we‘re likely to get federally.
* UBI funded by C’tax would increase overall welfare while harming stock market
* C‘tax-funded UBI is a baby step toward eating the rich

(keep reading for SHOCKING REVEAL…)

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Meme: Straight ahead: Pausing to consider the meaning of Cohen's lyrics Everyone, for some reason, takes the exit towards Singing "Hallelujah" again in religious contexts

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

Why are you putting this curséd energy into the universe 😭

Written by a trans woman!

For there's no billionaire who can match ya
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tim, Mark, or Satya,
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on…

Grok singing, to the tune of “Gaston”…

There's no technocrat as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite Boer
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And the crowd always calls out for more…

No one's smart as Elon
Reads flow charts like Elon
No one's rockets explode into parts like Elon’s

Electric Dreams
Real Genius
Wargames
Field of Dreams

FNAF/Scott Cawthon should not be supported in any way.

Don't buy/stream his games, give money to the franchise, watch the movies, etc.

He uses his gains FROM FNAF to support harmful legislature and candidates on the right.

Which is bad, yes? Stop supporting him. He deserves nothing.

Don’t do it, Zohran, he’s gonna have ICE agents spring out of the woodwork and kidnap you to CECOT.

There’s bigger stuff to be mad about but motherfucker I gotta take off half my clothes for your moronic crowd control security theater. If I’m dressed up that’s worse. So no. I’m not gonna accessorize and I’m not wearing my Christian Louboutins. I’m wearing SpongeBob pjs & matching slippers

you shouldn’t rake the leaves in your yard. the leaves act as habitats for beneficial insects and break down into nutrients that strengthen the soil

that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

fyi I don't want to see anyone who isn't materially affected by transphobia engaging in the catharsis of suffering that is TDoR without materially supporting trans people. instead of doing a weepy "we support you" post, send $50 to a gofundme or something.

the Harvard Crimson called Epstein a “child sex offender” while the Chronicle of Higher Ed called him a “disgraced financier” and that pretty much sums up where we are with higher ed journalism

Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1

Climate conference attendees calmly watch from inside a building that is experiencing a dangerous and out of control fire, because the writers of this season of reality are hacks who think subtext is the instruction manual for a 688.

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.