Main Line Spy

“And that’s why I’m offering every American a discount on my magic beans. For 12 easy payments of $9.99, you can melt away the pounds. Hurry now, while supplies last!”

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You Can’t Be Fully Clean Until You’re Zestfully Clean
and Other Lies I Believed in the 80s

a memoir

Congrats!

I talk too much.

Perhaps this reviewer thought gullible was not in the dictionary?

Have a great weekend, America.
#NoKings

Best New Yorker cover ever!

That is inspiring. I have 3,000 followers over there and 400 here. Wasted so much time over there that I have to leave, but it’s mostly big accounts retweeting big accounts. The funny and interesting people are hiding or hanging out over here.

Congratulations! What a sweet little bunny. Enjoy getting to know each other.

Checking in to see if any of my followers are my age.

Did you know Longfellow wrote a poem about this pretty Main Line church?

Awful. I’m so sorry.

Personalized haunted house for Trump: stairs, windmills, sharks, batteries, Rosie O’Donnell, women without Botox or mascara, the pee pee tapes…

What else?

I often wonder how I’d handle myself in a situation like that. Be proud of yourself for getting out there safely. You did everything right.

Another example of why we need gun control. We can’t know who has mental health issues until it’s too late.

Glad you’re safe. ♥️

Magical

“Goodbye, Maria. You’ll make a very fine nun” is my favorite snarky line of all time. What’s yours?

#WritingCommunity

TrumpRx will be as successful as Trump University, Trump Steaks, Trump Air, and the three Trump marriages.

Do you have any one in your life you want to enrage for no particular reason? Tell them to watch All of Me.

Need to do that without bringing my phone. No discipline. None. I need a reform school for writers.

I’m tempted to give a friend the password, tell her to change it, and promise she won’t let me back in until I finish my book. What am I looking for? Why can’t I leave?

Glad you are here, Sky Pal!

Pickleball, just for you.

Ugh. Kanye has been out of the public eye for a while. Let’s keep him there.

Boo!

#writingcommunity

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How your email finds me.

How did you quit Twitter?

Oh this hurts. He was always surprised to see me. Acted like I’d jumped off a plane and swam through sharks to see him. Miss you, Dad.

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A good elevator joke works on so many levels.

How did I miss an account called Main Line Grrl? Following you now. Hi!