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As my high IQ followers know, I have never faked a sarcasm.

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What would you rather do than watch Trump's inauguration?

I'd rather have a root canal and a colonoscopy at the same time without anesthesia.

15.01.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Call me old fashioned but I think raping a woman is disqualifying for anyone to be president.

31.12.2024 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are some major differences between Canadians and Americans.

For example, Canadians are unarmed citizens with health insurance.

31.12.2024 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only in America can a convicted felon and rapist be named Man of the Year.

12.12.2024 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

There's no way I'll ever be named Man of the Year.

There's no way I'll ever be convicted of 34 felony counts and sexually assault women.

12.12.2024 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.11.2024 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blocked!๐Ÿ˜˜

26.11.2024 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are basically four groups of people who voted for Trump: rich folks, racist folks, misogynistic folks, and dumb folks.

23.11.2024 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 210    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Byron Donalds and Tim Scott have found that there's no black jobs in Trump's Cabinet.

21.11.2024 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can build a better cabinet than Trump by just going to IKEA.

21.11.2024 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

According to Morgan Stanley, the U.S. economy will collapse by 2026 on Trump's tariffs. Americans will be tariffied.

21.11.2024 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Matt Gaetz's approval numbers are now in the teens.

21.11.2024 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I don't understand why Trump and JD Vance hate immigrants when they're both married to immigrants.

18.11.2024 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

RFK, Jr: "Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life."

Yeah, like polio, measles, rubella and Covid.

15.11.2024 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 215    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Hi, this is Captain Obvious aka @TheFungi669 on Twitter. I'm using a profile pic of Freddie Mercury because my cat won't let me use the keyboard pic.

I hope to follow all my friends from Twitter. Just let me know.

15.11.2024 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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