luny

a werewolf in front of a house wearing a ‘BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads ‘THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

I love this so much just let Lego kiss ALL THE BOYS #RiserConcertD3

Aro icon

It's not quite an independent bakery specializing in pie that also has live music every night, but hot Cheetos from the Mexican grocery store isn't a BAD alternative for my "shit I haven't left the house in two days" after sunset walk

a woman can be any gender he wants to be

Xie Lian is the bouncer for the gambling den sometimes but when he's working, he dresses up and sits on Hua Cheng's lap, for the pleasure of the derision that swiftly turns into confused dismay when he gets up and throws someone out.

(Also the pleasure of sitting in his husband's lap, obvs)

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

Graffiti on a boarded-up window reads "NO BARKING" with the top of a car visible in the foreground.

i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

a four panel comic in shades of green and pink, about pulling thistles and feeling defeated

Take a sip!

Someone outside the US: So, let me get this straight. The groundhog...

Me: Is clairvoyant, yes

a golden retriever puppy sits on a gray ottoman in profile, casting the most ruthless side eye directly at you. the dog’s wearing an impeccable blue rain jacket with a hood, patterned all over with bright yellow rubber duckies. he’d like to remind you that no rain is necessary to have nice drip.

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)

I am once again begging the captcha people to invent a kind of captcha that does not leave me spiraling into questions like "If this square only shows the SHADOW of the bus, should I click it? Is my shadow, philosophically, part of me?"

me, about real world problems: love, kindness, and mercy are how we get through this together
me, about fictional problems: anally destroy that twink until he forgets his name

A Marriage of Inconvenience by defractum Summary: In 2010, Ilya Rozanov doesn't turn up at Boston training camp and signs a KHL contract and no one knows why. In 2012, Ilya Rozanov disappears after the IIHF World Championships and no one knows where to. Unrelatedly, also in 2012, Shane Hollander's GM asks if someone can stay with him for the summer. OR: Ilya defects from Russia and Hollanov get fake married for visa reasons.

Rating: Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply Fandom: Heated Rivalry Relationship: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Tags: Canon Divergence, Fake Marriage, Marriage of Convenience Words: 4000 Chapters: 1 of 5

NEW FIC: A Marriage of (In)convenience (1 / 5)

Fake marriage canon divergence

archiveofourown.org/works/78672856

Sunday-first calendar of February 2026, neatly occupying four rows from Sunday the 1st to Saturday the 28th.

happy rectangular february, sunday-first world.

i'm at the old world dying
i'm at the new world struggling to be born
i'm at the combination old world dying and new world struggling to be born.

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

sy’s yqy blorbo vision

There's at least one fic where Hayden sees the dick pic and goes "omg Shane doesn't feel comfortable telling me he's dating a trans woman, time to be the best ally to ever ally"

Your liveblog = Ilya's monologue here

Why did Daou perform Lucifer while dressed as Taemin from the MV 😭😭😂

This is her moment.

Hwasa doesn’t miss. 🧡🫶🏼

Top of the charts at my house today

Is this the biological clock of which they speak

Objectively yeah it's a little annoying my upstairs neighbor (age: one month) is screaming but mostly I'm just very proud of her lung capacity

come on man

“-- and as of this last quarter, we have grown exponentially. Our employees are capable of--” Bending down slightly, Luo Binghe placed the tray down on Shen Yuan’s desk and started to pick up the drinks for her and her guest. His voice trailed off for a brief moment, his eyes darting away from Shen Yuan. As Luo Binghe maintained his attention, he picked up the glass of water, a golden wedding ring catching the bright light of Shen Yuan’s office. He continued his spiel as though he had not paused at all. Prim and proper, Luo Binghe liked to wear pretty white button-up blouses and long pencil skirts alongside her classic red lipstick and matching high heels. Never one to skimp out on quality, none of her blouses were sheer; they were all made with nice, thick cloth that never so much as outlined her figure beneath strong lighting. Regardless of the season, they were worn buttoned all the way up, the only skin visible being her long neck and lovely hands. No matter how she dressed, there were always mosquitos ready to feast upon Luo Binghe’s beauty. “I’ve heard enough,” Shen Yuan cut in, her voice a terrible frigidness. Goosebumps immediately erupted from his skin and traveled down to his shaking hands. “Thank you for your time, but we will be pursuing other offers.”

wip wed ft. secretary bingy and girlboss sy (good riddance to creepy npc)