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a man playing a video game with a pause button ALT: a man playing a video game with a pause button

i sometimes wonder what cavemen
would've called the Nintendo Wii U

probably a word like 'ungh' or 'gorp'

He drinks of the McPotion C H A N G I N G Becoming McTwisted

WHAT IF?!
- Dr McDonalds & Mr Hamburglar

TODAY: ZOOBE FEAST
TOMORROW: ZOOBE REFLECT
(🎶: "Work Bitch ft. Kylee Henke" by Melaninja)

repost if you uhhhhhhhhh

🌽🐕

Behold, my new OC:
Shadow the Labubu

two panel diagram: 1) arrow pointing to shirt pocket, says "why is shirt pocket?" 2) reads "shield holder", and there's a tiny zelda shield (from the games) in the pocket

follow for more #LifeHacks

Baman hugging Pumpkin, Piderman is there too (hanging upside-down from ceiling) and he's saying "we love Pumpkin! ❤" but the text bubble is piercing Baman's head (oof, looks painful) pose based on 'Saturn Devouring His Son' by Francisco Goya (c. 1820–1823)

Baman Piderman Love Pumpkin ❤️
#BamanPiderman @smallbu.bsky.social

that hood reminds me of a meme...

hallelujah

food do be like that sometimes

Everybody’s gonna learn this lesson the hard way: anything even adjacent to this chan culture dogwhistle shit is deeply unpopular. Like the incels they’re catering to, you and your brand develop permanent stench from being around any of it.

seems that the dress is too transparent huh?

you're right, i should like 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 pornography!

S̴̢̗̯̤͇͚̔͊̊͐͝ͅt̸̗̘͕̺͔̬͎̰͍̖̥̪͉͛̈ù̸̡͍̣̜̜̼̰̜̄̈̈́͗̓̇̊͋̐̀̉̒ͅĢ̴͈̫̯̻͔̎̄̔̈́͘͝o̸̧̹̬͉̙̖͔̻̪͑͗͋͌̈́͘͘͜͝

watching 𝕊𝕥𝕦𝔾𝕠
four episodes in
digging the vibe

many potential lessons in that movie

I feel like this reaction has been wildly underused in the Trump era

was secret DOGE honeypot
eager βeta tanking damage
martyr for the "ruling class"
pariah to other "lowly serfs"

imagine spending a career in special service and now its just this...

DID YOU KNOW?: Vladimir Putin claimed he invaded Ukraine to eradicate an alleged fascist regime (be careful, USA could be next)

everyone talks about what they’ll do “when fascism is here” and i think it’s just safe to say we are in a fascist regime right now

Portrait of a Dipshit

Donald Trump is locking down D.C. & deploying the National Guard because this guy got beat up by a 15 year old girl from Maryland.

i would like to work on larger projects like that, we should look into exploiting my artistic powers for good

#BoneHurtingJuice (affectionate)

i like how relatable this comic is

Alex sees another trans woman says thinks "egad! another trans woman in the wild!" She gets into a contorted possession and puts her fingers to her forehead like she is doing Piccolo's special beam cannon. She think "I shall psychically communicate solidarity with her." The other trans woman notices Alex from across the street. She thinks to herself "hey, it's that bitch from the internet I hate."

A picture of someone holding a bottle at the seashore with a hotdog in a bun inside.

I don't remember Sting singing about this

red slurpee, yellow cup, cyan straw

⬅️ 🥤 ➡️

Aaron, orange cat, meows and poses in a crop-top hoodie with his tongue out

orange catboy summer: crop-top hoodie edition! 🐱🏳️‍🌈

y'all should see the version @maplesyruphox.bsky.social did