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When I found myself in the whirlpool, spinning down the drain, I grabbed a surfboard, and enjoyed the ride. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

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Oh, Hi!!

04.11.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda gets lonely though.

03.11.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. ๐Ÿ˜

03.11.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fancy schmancy. ๐Ÿ‘

02.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

02.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just like a comfy bed inside. ๐Ÿ˜

02.11.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lost,
Heart covered in frost.
What is then left,
For the newly bereft.

02.11.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My kids just said uggghhh No costumes

31.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love it!๐Ÿ’จ

31.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it too late? Or not?

31.10.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does nobody answer my simplest questions? Weirdsville.

30.10.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice.

30.10.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Growth, purely for the sake of growth, is the ideology of a cancer cell.
Think about it. #thoughts

30.10.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, been there

29.10.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These 3 therapists all had a patient claiming to be god. So they put all three of them in a room together.

Afterwards they asked their true identities.

They said, โ€œHeโ€™s the father, Iโ€™m the son and heโ€™s the holy ghost.โ€

29.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by @rob-rogers.bsky.social.

#TrumpTariffs

28.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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I have a very bad feeling about this...

27.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54559    ๐Ÿ” 10240    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1884    ๐Ÿ“Œ 654

Happiness may not be in a huddle or the world, a simple cuddle would do. The happiness is in you. ๐Ÿ‘

27.10.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s a good thing, right?

27.10.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

27.10.2025 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The squeaker of the house.

26.10.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13582    ๐Ÿ” 4786    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 503    ๐Ÿ“Œ 210

I woke up in hell, and looked around. It seemed better than this.
I rolled over, smiled, and went back to sleep. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

26.10.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds perfect

26.10.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute

25.10.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s so sweet.

25.10.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd have a lot of volunteers, George!

23.10.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11816    ๐Ÿ” 1735    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 710    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

Neither should small people. ๐Ÿ˜

23.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaah. Reclining time.
Time for wistful thinking, and swimming through lifeโ€™s regrets.
Begging for air and a whim of hope.

23.10.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool! Quicksand is my nickname.

23.10.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Indeed itโ€™s not!

22.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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