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Someday somebody else besides me will call me by my stage name, they will... Call me Doctor Wurm. Twitch.tv/doctor_wurm Cash app: $DocWurm1 Venmo: @DocWurm Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/doctor_wurm

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You've talked to all of them?

18.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of skeletons are dancing in a dark room . ALT: a group of skeletons are dancing in a dark room .
18.11.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If he isn't breaking every single pot, regardless of his rupee count, I don't want to watch it.

17.11.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gullible is written on your ceiling.

17.11.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like an infinitely shittier Captain Ron.

17.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And when she turns against you, like she did 3 days ago when she wanted to abolish H1-B visas, we'll all say "I told you so." And you'll sit there and say nothing back. You'll have earned it.

17.11.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I've fallen down the fallout 76 hole again. Anybody else play and want to join?

16.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey. What the fuck is wrong with you?

16.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want the Retroid 5 with the extra screen add-on. Did you see that they came out with the 6?

16.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aren't you adopting a flamingo soon?

16.11.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!!

16.11.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's 5 years younger than I am. That shit is wild.

15.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eat shit, nerd.

15.11.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧑)

15.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 569    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8
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13.11.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Repost with an iconic fictional band

12.11.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re just innocent men

11.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 631    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 15

I need both that trope and its opposite to stop making so many damned appearances in Media.

12.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And that's coming from me, a mean miserable old bastard.

12.11.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to sound really old here for a second, but the older I get the more I just don't understand people. I know a lot of it is the anonymity of the internet, but it's wild what people will type out that they for sure wouldn't say in real life.

12.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gross. Just, gross.

12.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧑)

08.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 618    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 10
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a little girl in a pink shirt is saying you got it dude ! ALT: a little girl in a pink shirt is saying you got it dude !
05.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I look tired, old, and a little angry. But it's not a bad picture.

05.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like our votes panned out in VA.

05.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers ALT: a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers
05.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing of the day:
The Bourbon and Brown Sugar Porkchops I made tonight were fantastic.

05.11.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vile, huh? Y'all are fucking lightweight.

04.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How old are you?

04.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can. But not mashed potatoes. And we didn't want a pot pie, we wanted shepherd's pie. So I made that. Just slightly modified.

04.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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