Absolute Lawn Flamingo🦩

Normalizing blatant white supremacy in the media is horrible and not even a slippery slope, it's halfway down the slope already. Kids are starving and that's awful, but so this type of propaganda is only going to make that worse 😅

Here's the thing:

If you have multiple women from your past who hate you enough that they cut contact completely, maybe instead of repeatedly reaching out to them to beg them to talk to you, you should look inwards and ask yourself what the common denominator is.

(hint: it's you)

That is so freaking cool ahhhh!

Dibs on being the skeleton 😂

Yall I really have to stop doubting this dog. She is damn near perfect in every new situation I drop her into 🥹 I don't deserve her

Bout to face my absolute biggest anxiety: going to the dog park with Kartafla 🙃 haven't been able to play with her as much cause of my back. So hopefully this goes well 😅

Would

Sir, what the hell kind of bug did you try to eat

One thing I’ve learned in all my long years on this planet:

If a woman tells you a man was a piece of shit and mistreated her? Believe her.

Nah, it's still yellow so you're good. If it was red though...*checks battery* wait lol jk nevermind

Just the absolute vilest people.

Oh my god apparently that actually happened on Thursday, they just withheld the news.

Could you imagine if it was a fatal accident and we lost Vince and Hogan on the same day? Omg what could have been

I give it 3/10 ragebait. White mediocrity back at it.

Bro white people attempted an insurrection cause their cult leader lost an election. Shut the fuck up

That second picture looks kinda like a bat 😂 you're on your own with that one

Oh, nope 🙃 we were just there to have a lake day with him and the dogs. He vanished so we frantically tried to book the last camping spot. It's been a very chaotic 36 hours

We were not exactly thinking straight 😂 the sun was already going down and we were in a rush to get back in case the cat came or the only open campsite got taken 🥲 kinda just threw a tent and some stuff in the car, grabbed the dog and left. Will not be making that mistake again

Also shout-out to the park rangers who made the "damn. That's two in one week" when I told him the name of the car we lost lmfao

Oh! One last thing: sleeping on rocks because you were not prepared to go camping and didn't bring enough blankets? NOT GOOD for a bad back.

When Ozzy gets home we're gonna have some words, I'll tell you that

I'd simply like to go back to a time where my disabilities were mostly just mental 🙃

I mean, I already did of course. But this is a whole new level

I've been dealing with back pain for, what, 3.5 weeks? And I already totally get where Luigi was coming from tbh

If mine comes can you tell it to get back here

Fliers have been posted, reddit/Facebook/pawboost/nextdoor posts have been done. 3 incredibly helpful people have passed the word to local neighborhood groups. And one of those people is letting me drop off a couple shirts and Ozzy's blanket.

And now the worst part. We wait 😅

Do you remember why you sent me that picture in the first place

According to Jammy: a picture of "The Goddess of Delectable Stink" otherwise known as Eva Green. No, it makes no sense in the context of what we're talking about. But jammy knows what it means and that's all that matters.

Still happening, huh?

Grows a beard and now look what happens. Son of a

*cues another one bites the dust*

SPOIL JAMMY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY

Bet. Do I do it in costume or