Richard "RichiH" Hartmann

Reminder: ich bin heute leider auf dem Post Mortem zur #FOSDEM und kann deswegen nicht in #München #pruef #prüf en gehen.

Nehmt wen mit und helft meinen Platz zu besetzen.

Dankeschön!

I'm really happy for ya and imma let you finish, but Ghost in the Shell is the best anime of all time

Und was sind die Zahlen zu Mastodon?

Shortcodes and a Git repo which tracks all short codes, targets, and changes over time

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A SKELATEN WHOSE JUST WONDERIN ABOUT WHAT YOU GET OUT OF USIN A SITE THATS OVERTLY EVIL , EVERY CORPORATION IS OWNED BY A PEACE OF SHIT , EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITE REQUIRE'S YOU TO PICK CORN OUT OF THE TERD'S , BUT WHY USE THE ONE THATS ALL TERDS IF YOUR NOT A PEACE OF SHIT , ANYWAY "I HAVE TO USE TWITTER ALL MY FRIENDS ARE STILL THERE , OH AND WHY IS THAT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

OH - dashare.zone ADMIN

For meds I get prescribed*after* the hospital visit, there's a copay: minimum of €5 to a maximum of €10 per package of meds.
Meds from the ambulance and hospital are free.

If it the hospital releases me with e.g. a broken foot, I can get a taxi back home reimbursed.

Unless the hospital can positively rule out any risk, they will keep me over night for monitoring. They will keep me how long it takes to get the acute phase over with and do needed procedures.

My co-pay for all this I zero. Nada. Zilch.

If I honestly believe I might be in a life-threatening condition, I call 112, they send at least an ambulance and (depending) a first responder doctor. Unless they can positively rule out any risk, they will take me the the hospital. 1/n

> I drove through the snow to the ER because I thought I was dying 🫤

*screeches in European healthcare*

Coworker just got ~nuked~ by the flu this year, get your shot which while not 100% is worth every chance.

Last time I got flu I drove through the snow to the ER because I thought I was dying 🫤

To be clear, I have waited full working days in some lobbies (stuff kept changing), took calls, everything. Have waited in some insanely fancy and expensive places.

Anyone approaching you in a fancy place likely intends to ask if you want to order anything. Decline politely and calmly and done.

If you can't do corporate, look techy. I have waited (actually waited) in countless lobbies, and the mix of t-shirt, functional pants, backpack, and laptop has always secured me a spot, sometimes for hours.

Bathroom access as well, just walk with purpose

I regularly amazes me that it keeps working

That's quite impressive for a woman

YouTube video by Grafana Inside Prometheus 3.0: Native Histograms, UTF-8, and the Future of Metrics | Big Tent S3E2

“How did Prometheus go from a SoundCloud side project to 3.0?”

Ep. 2 of our Big Tent podcast features Julius Volz, co-creator of #Prometheus and founder of PromLabs & #PromCon & “RichiH” Hartmann, Sr.Developer Programs Director at Grafana Labs.

Watch: https://youtu.be/XvvBkhSasH4

Ein VW ID.3 auf einer Montagelinie im Volkswagen-Werk Zwickau. Player: videoAbsatzkrise in der Automobilindustrie 2 Min Krise bei BMW, Mercedes und VW Deutsche Autobauer mit niedrigstem Gewinn seit 2009 Stand: 15.12.2025 11:05 Uhr Die deutschen Autobauer verdienen so wenig wie seit der Finanzkrise nicht mehr. Experten sprechen von einem "perfekten Sturm" für die deutsche Autoindustrie. Entspannung ist auch 2026 nicht in Sicht. Die deutschen Autobauer standen zuletzt so stark unter Druck wie seit der Finanzkrise 2009 nicht mehr. Zwar blieben Absatz und Umsatz von Volkswagen, BMW und Mercedes-Benz im dritten Quartal im Vergleich zum Vorjahreszeitraum weitgehend stabil. Der operative Gewinn (Ebit) der Hersteller brach aber um knapp 76 Prozent ein auf insgesamt rund 1,7 Milliarden Euro - und erreichte damit den niedrigsten Wert seit dem dritten Quartal 2009. Das geht aus einer Analyse der Prüfungs- und Beratungsgesellschaft EY hervor. Kein anderes großes Autoland schnitt demnach so sc

Dass die Gewinne der Autobranche im 2025 niedrig sind, liegt nicht an einer Regelung, die 2035 in Kraft treten sollte. Es liegt daran, dass sie seit 2017 nicht schafft, ihre Produkte den Bedürfnissen ihrer größten Absatzmärkte (& der Klimakrise) anzupassen www.tagesschau.de/wi...

Eat more fiber, Tay

There was a third image in this set, which appears to be an outpainted or cropped version of another image in the set, but has more visible issues from AI generation. See if you can spot them!

Nano Banana Pro also seems to be good at moving the camera when recreating images, which can add a false sense of authenticity to sets of images, for example:

Yes. And you have much, much higher range before degrading S/N to the point of needing a repeater, 2R, or 3R. If you could properly repeat in the same time and frequency domain in radio in the first place

Side note, I honestly think this kinda content might do bigger numbers on Mas to don. Much higher ratio of nerds to snipe.

Why decades? Up to 10G, optical is basically AM radio.

Because photons (almost) don't interfere with each other, you get away with most everything and can skip literal decades of technological progress.

I'm fully self-taught on optical data transmission, to the point that I specced, QA'ed, and then improved direct imports from Shenzhen factories.

QAM fucked my brain. I couldn't believe it.

And then I realized optical trails electrical and in particular radio by literal *decades*

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Inane bullshit on bsky and deep content on Mastodon.

Nature is in balance.

I have the exact same edition.

Very good book.

Spendenaufrufe vs die Betriebskosten von Wikipedia vs wie viel Geld Wikimedia auf dem Konto hat.

Das nervt mich seit 2004 oder so...

They did that when I tapped the barrel at the recent PromCon social :)

the opening ceremony ended with formally hammering in the tops of two sake barrels, and I own a #Grafana kimono now :)