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Take a look around, you'll figure it out. I don't link Substacks.

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good news everyone, supreme court justices are beholden to their corporate benefactors over their fascist overlords

20.02.2026 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2512    ๐Ÿ” 486    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
A Female version of Link (Legend of Zelda) awakes from a nightmare. She sits alone in the dark as pale moonlight peeks through the window.

Tags: Genderswap, Rule 63, Comic

A Female version of Link (Legend of Zelda) awakes from a nightmare. She sits alone in the dark as pale moonlight peeks through the window. Tags: Genderswap, Rule 63, Comic

I wanted to create a Female Link comic - one that felt like an authentic story for the franchise - and this was a test page.
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19.01.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 653    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They're in too deep to admit they were wrong; Anti-vax is never the *only* crackpot belief they cling to.

Knocking over that one domino, admitting they were incorrect, would trigger a cognitive failure cascade that their (and our) brains are simply not wired to quietly accept.

20.02.2026 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 381    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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commission

20.02.2026 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1533    ๐Ÿ” 225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Alexis Goldstein for Maryland Alexis Goldstein is running for Congress in Maryland's 6th district because we deserve leaders who shows as much bravery as ordinary people are showing in defense of their neighbors.

Last week, I was fired in retaliation for confronting DOGE staff in 2025. Today, I launch my campaign for U.S. Congress in Marylandโ€™s 6th district.

Marylanders show enormous bravery in defense of our communities. #MD06 deserves a Rep as brave as its residents.

secure.actblue.com/donate/alexi...

19.02.2026 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1725    ๐Ÿ” 467    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

I've know Alexis for about 15 years so if you want a Brett Banditelli Congress she's your choice.

20.02.2026 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 220    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Hahahaahhaa hell yeah. The future rules! THE FUTURE RULES!

20.02.2026 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2703    ๐Ÿ” 678    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

You know I love Mamdani. But this is a Schumer post. Please announce some kind of sanction against NYU Langone and/or some specific help for trans kids. Concern is not enough.

20.02.2026 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2170    ๐Ÿ” 354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
DOGE Broโ€™s Grant Review Process Was Literally Just Asking ChatGPT โ€˜Is Thisย DEI?โ€™ Federal grants that had been approved after a full application and review process were terminated by some random inexperienced DOGE bros based on whether ChatGPT could explainโ€”in under 120 charactersโ€”that they were "related to DEI." That's what the newly released proposed amended complaint from the Authors Guild against the US government reveals about how DOGE actually decided which National Endowment for the Humanities grants to kill.

DOGE Broโ€™s Grant Review Process Was Literally Just Asking ChatGPT โ€˜Is Thisย DEI?โ€™

Federal grants that had been approved after a full application and review process were terminated by some random inexperienced DOGE bros based on whether ChatGPT could explainโ€”in under 120 charactersโ€”that they wereโ€ฆ

19.02.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 751    ๐Ÿ” 321    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88

Itโ€™s actually no exaggeration at all to say that the global conservative movement is simply a push to cause as many children as possible to become unaccompanied

20.02.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 287    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the reason he wants to bomb iran is because its penis to bomb things and vagina to be against bombing things, i know its stupid but it really is that simple

20.02.2026 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1690    ๐Ÿ” 292    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Again, maybe the most depressing aspect of the past decade has been that itโ€™s made it impossible to avoid recognizing that a terrifyingly large minority of our fellow citizens are just flat out evil.

20.02.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 337    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

the lesson of the pandemic lockdowns should have been "the only people important to the functioning of society are the workers who actually do things"

if every rich asshole on earth vanished in a puff of smoke tomorrow, nobody would notice or care

20.02.2026 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 852    ๐Ÿ” 259    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

20.02.2026 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3610    ๐Ÿ” 628    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

so we paid the tariffs and now the corporations that passed the costs on to me and you are the ones that are going to be reimbursed, do i have that correct

20.02.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2768    ๐Ÿ” 671    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

Any black person being transphobic should genuinely be pointed at and shamed into the ground b/c when it happened to Serena Williams even my mom was commenting on how she heard those same things lobbed at Black women back in the 1960s and we ALL know those accusations go even further back than that.

20.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 467    ๐Ÿ” 128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Spent so much time on the recent and upcoming pages. This was around the time a good friend of mine asked me to stop focusing on speed and put more time into quality.

18.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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496 Mana tendrils make really cool panel borders.

07.02.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbf, โ€œThe tariffs are illegal because the Major Questions Doctrine prevents the use of tariffs under IEEPAโ€ - as opposed to โ€œThere is obviously no emergency & also the tariffs violate about two dozen other laws & ratified treaties, get rid of this junk nowโ€ - is also a bunch of extralegal nonsense.

20.02.2026 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

if anyone is tempted to briefly hand it to John Roberts remember that he is about to finish his lifeโ€™s work of destroying the Voting Rights Act and save yourself the trouble

20.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2198    ๐Ÿ” 491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Gold City and Yukino Bijin naked in a bed with blue satin sheets. City wears smeared red lipstick and lays confidently on her side, gazing at Bijin. Bijin is flustered, clutching the sheets, and staring at the ceiling, absolutely covered with lipstick marks. City says "Thanks for helping test the new lipstick. Cherry red might just be your color..." Bijin thinks "GOLLY! S'that's how city girls kiss..."

Gold City and Yukino Bijin naked in a bed with blue satin sheets. City wears smeared red lipstick and lays confidently on her side, gazing at Bijin. Bijin is flustered, clutching the sheets, and staring at the ceiling, absolutely covered with lipstick marks. City says "Thanks for helping test the new lipstick. Cherry red might just be your color..." Bijin thinks "GOLLY! S'that's how city girls kiss..."

comm for @tincantony.bsky.social of gold city testing product on yukino bijin

20.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodonโ€™s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: โ€œ3.6 million years ago:โ€ we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodonโ€™s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: โ€œ3.6 million years ago:โ€ we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

20.02.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7501    ๐Ÿ” 1646    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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Rosalina pinup commission

19.02.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 302    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Commission for @ oxygenated_opal (ะฅ) ๐Ÿ”ฅ

20.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump also said board members had committed $7 billion for reconstruction in Gaza and announced a $10 billion commitment from the U.S. to the Board of Peace initiative, a sum that he said was small compared to the cost of war.
"It's two weeks of fighting," he said. "Sounds like a lot, but it's a very small number."
Trump did not say where the $10 billion would come from, and the White House did not respond to an inquiry from NBC News.

Trump also said board members had committed $7 billion for reconstruction in Gaza and announced a $10 billion commitment from the U.S. to the Board of Peace initiative, a sum that he said was small compared to the cost of war. "It's two weeks of fighting," he said. "Sounds like a lot, but it's a very small number." Trump did not say where the $10 billion would come from, and the White House did not respond to an inquiry from NBC News.

Here is NBC News normalizing the concept of a presidential slush fund
www.nbcnews.com/world/gaza/t...

20.02.2026 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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What about a horse boy Kose for Chinese New Years? ๐Ÿด

19.02.2026 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2070    ๐Ÿ” 322    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character "Casey Jones" sit atop an unconscious thug in the middle of a basketball field in the middle of the night.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character "Casey Jones" sit atop an unconscious thug in the middle of a basketball field in the middle of the night.

Casey Jones, Asphalt Hooligan
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This is one i'm very proud of.

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Shared with permission from Wizards of the Coast.
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19.02.2026 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Trump has very explicitly said that heโ€™ll just figure out a different mechanism for doing the tariffs if he loses at SCOTUS.

Itโ€™s great that he lost in court, but it seems very likely this decision wonโ€™t be the last word on any of it.

20.02.2026 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now that the tariffs are gone i don't see a reason to stop charging $100k per knife. People found a way to pay it so they must have the money to do so, and I'm not incentivized to do otherwise. I am every business.

20.02.2026 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1782    ๐Ÿ” 382    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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