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Foretoken — parkrun finish tokens on your phone Pete Johns (/piːt ʤɒnz/ - he/him/his): Human being; just like you.

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Having messed around with scanning barcodes this week, I regret to inform you that I have been messing around with generating them as well.

This one's for all the #parkrun volunteers who've ever frantically sorted finish tokens for fear of running (ha!) out.

Thank you for your service

Ah thank god for that was looking a bit bloody tenuous for a second there!

Last time for me I had super mild symptoms for one day and was completely fine the next day. Only thought to test because my son had it.

If Albanese wants to up the ante he needs to get out and about in a Steely Dan t-shirt.

So cute!

Lobbyist is a real job. Lobbying is apparently a positive thing for governance.
I believe ALL lobbyists should be registered.
I believe ALL lobbying should be performed in a dedicated governmental area AND recorded both audio-visually and in writing.
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Well, it’s been a journey but I finally finished the Wolf Hall trilogy. I have a lot of thoughts which will take some time to coalesce. Easily in my top ten all time favourite reads. Staggeringly good. Now I have to mourn that it’s over.

Amazing! Thanks for sharing

What Running 10 Marathons Taught Me About Being a Social Media Influencer Pete Johns (/piːt ʤɒnz/ - he/him/his): Human being; just like you.

Blogged: What Running 10 Marathons Taught Me About Being a Social Media Influencer

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The “no onions” is what’s screwed you I reckon

This is the content we are all here for

No argument here. Give Archie Roberts a few years too 😉

The last half a dozen games of the year Andy McGrath stepped up, if he can keep that consistent through 2026, would be fab.

Media blame the bombers? Never!

It all started so well then the wheels fell off

The final scene from Brazil. Sam Lowry is in the far distance in an enormous silo, strapped to a chair where he’s been tortured.

Historic club ‘absolutely shattered’ as VFL licence stripped The 143-year-old icon is ‘done and dusted’ after a decision was handed down by the AFL.

'The Bullants had asked the AFL for $270,000 to clear their debts and start afresh next year', but the AFL computer said 'No'.

Somehow, they found $2 million for Snoop Dogg but.

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Support My 496 km Ride to Fight Kids' Cancer! Pete Johns is riding in the Great Cycle Challenge. Please sponsor Pete now to end childhood cancer and save little lives. View Pete's fundraising page!

It's day four of the Great Cycle Challenge 2025 and I've logged my fourth ride. I have also logged my first swoop on magpiealert.com . Blood, sweat but no tears (or beers). That's got to be worth a dollar or two, right?

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Thank you for your support.
#gcc25

Nice to see Jack Black trying his hand at… playing the same character he plays in everything

The first ten minutes of that movie are excruciating. The rest is merely awful.

A bin labelled “this is not a bin”

He’s on Bluesky BTW @droweafr.bsky.social

A book titled: A Perfect Poo: a fiery fecal romance

This is everything I never wanted in a book

Trump angered by ‘bad door’ at UN as White House vows to investigate malfunction.

Is it possible to favourite this multiple times, this is absolute genius. 😍

It’s exactly like Y2K, with the minor exception that Y2K was a real thing. Anyway, surely the rapture will be good for housing affordability won’t it?

Sick of holding my breath.

Me on stage banging out some tunes in a fabulous ruffled shirt

What a fun night, we had a blast! Such a privilege to play the Corner.

Me giving a goofy grin in a spotlight at the Corner hotel

That’s me in the corner.
That’s me in the spot light… 🎶