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I was in Norman, OK over Christmas and went to see his statue there.
04.01.2026 00:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did you hear about the house built on the burial grounds? It had a grave problem
02.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried to arrest Newsome
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Sunrise Hilton Head
15.06.2025 12:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call an Easter Bunny wearing a kilt? Hopscotch
15.04.2025 15:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a frog with no legs? Un-hoppy
08.04.2025 15:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into? 3.14
14.03.2025 15:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What state does okra come from? Okrahoma
11.03.2025 15:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me
11.02.2025 17:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hangout in bunches
10.02.2025 16:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve really enjoyed reading the series. Sad to see it end.
09.02.2025 05:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call an Egyptian doctor? A Cairo-practor
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Night sky
16.01.2025 17:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call it when two flowers have an unplanned pregnancy? An oopsy-daisy
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Snow day in Georgia
10.01.2025 17:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do Peruvian Owls always hunt in pairs? Because they're Inca Hoots
07.01.2025 16:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you hear about the man who raised caterpillars? It gave him butterflies
03.01.2025 16:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What does a field grow on Jan. 1? New Year’s hay
01.01.2025 16:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the Little Drummer Boy put his drum to bed? It was beat
25.12.2024 17:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thou shalt not steal — but if grocery CEOs call price hikes 'market adjustments,' then surely scanning steak as carrots is just 'consumer adjustments.'
24.12.2024 00:16 — 👍 5948 🔁 920 💬 130 📌 26Why don't they put up Nativity scenes in Washington D.C.? They can't find three wise men
20.12.2024 16:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet
19.12.2024 17:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly Ranchers
18.12.2024 17:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a broke Santa? Saint Nickel-less
17.12.2024 16:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s green, covered in tinsel, and goes ribbet ribbet? A mistle-toad
16.12.2024 16:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John Battle
16.12.2024 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh
15.12.2024 16:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tonight the intrusive thoughts won out. I came to a roundabout and proceeded to go around and around it several times.
14.12.2024 02:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit
13.12.2024 16:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose
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