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Oh FFS Gary

@ohffsgary.bsky.social

My socials have been forcibly cohered. Australian. Full time carer. Mobility impaired. Depression, anxiety, panic disorder and arthritic. Companion to a cat named Puppy. I'm the same age as old people. Ian.

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Greg the stop sign on the corner of Albermale St and Propert ST Newtown NSW

Greg the stop sign on the corner of Albermale St and Propert ST Newtown NSW

18.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Advertise your account with a gif

17.02.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doorbell rang this afternoon. As I walked towards the door I checked the camera and saw a woman with a nametag.

I was about to yell "FUCK OFF" just as she called out "NSW Police."

They are door knocking the area asking about the murder in the next street at new year.

17.02.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody dummies. It's "is broked".

17.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Redirecting...

I don't remember who but one of you wanted to leaf swap a SAAB.

www.facebook.com/marketplace/...

17.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Availability.

16.02.2026 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's already Monday here. Turn back while you have the chance.

15.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Police Accused of Covering-Up Incident Involving Deputy Police Commissioner Police have censored details of an β€˜assault type’ incident involving the deputy NSW chief commissioner and paramedics who attempted to help him.

Mal "do you know who I am" Lanyon should never have been picked.

www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/blog/police-...

14.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OhFFSGary

14.02.2026 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REPEAT!πŸŽΆπŸŽΆβœ…οΈβœ…οΈ

14.02.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn't have gone back to get his hat.

14.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a witch statue in front of a house with pumpkins and a spider web ALT: a witch statue in front of a house with pumpkins and a spider web
14.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Happy Captain Cook death day

14.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

#TheHumes

14.02.2026 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Public Service Announcementβ€”

#auspol #nswpol

14.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

According to wikipedia her first name is Edwina.
Gus an Edi.

14.02.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dog Doggy GIF ALT: Dog Doggy GIF

Me being American in an Australian thread.

14.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

#AusPol

13.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new opposition leader doesn't live in his own electorate.

13.02.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes, if I'm having a good day, I can get around the house without mobility aids.

Guess which day I thought it was.

In other news, the skirting boards in the kitchen could do with some attention.

FFS

13.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally get a couple of cooler days to open up the house and enjoy the fresh air.

Then the neighbour decides to light their wood heater and stink up the place.

13.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
LAY DOWN Melanie & The Edwin Hawkins Singers LIVE '70 (Candles In The Rain)
YouTube video by Melanie - Official Page of Melanie Safka LAY DOWN Melanie & The Edwin Hawkins Singers LIVE '70 (Candles In The Rain)

youtu.be/IZ52lk9wjZI?...

13.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is the member for Hume.

13.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Angus pick Jane Hume for deputy because he is the member for Hume?

13.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went past his "farm" the other day. He has a wonderful crop of serrated tussock coming on.

13.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ley down.

13.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Valentines day ice creams.

Valentines day ice creams.

12.02.2026 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are playing instruments in front of a drum that says the archies Alt: a group of people are playing instruments in front of a drum that says the archies
12.02.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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