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@ohffsgary.bsky.social

Australian. Full time carer. Mobility impaired. Depression, anxiety, panic disorder and arthritic. Companion to a cat named Puppy. I'm the same age as old people. Ian.

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Very excited to announce that I’ve been shortlisted as a finalist for the 2026 Australian of the Year for WA!

Winners will be announced on November 13.

The platform this gives to critical issues is why it’s such an honour. So many worthy finalists. Thrilled to be included amongst them.

30.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4
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a blurred image of a yard with a state clinic logo ALT: a blurred image of a yard with a state clinic logo

If this migraine could just go away, that would be great.

30.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Off to a casino.

28.10.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His parents just wanted him to die.

26.10.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon dog wearing a straw hat is using a lawn mower and the word grunts is on the bottom Alt: a cartoon dog wearing a straw hat is using a lawn mower and the word grunts is on the bottom
23.10.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be. The. Attacker.

23.10.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slip, slop, slap

23.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character walking on a beach with the words slip slap and slap behind him Alt: a cartoon character walking on a beach with the words slip slap and slap behind him
23.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Australia's official weather forecasts & weather radar - Bureau of Meteorology Bureau of Meteorology web homepage provides the Australian community with access to weather forecasts, severe weather warnings, observations, flood information, marine and high seas forecasts and clim...

I don't know how long this will work for but you can access the old site by inserting "reg" into the url.

reg.bom.gov.au

23.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Who said bowls is boring #funny #bowls
YouTube video by Chewy Who said bowls is boring #funny #bowls

youtu.be/Lv9l-QD5Cl0?...

22.10.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Who said bowls is boring #funny #bowls
YouTube video by Chewy Who said bowls is boring #funny #bowls

youtu.be/Lv9l-QD5Cl0?...

22.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's worth the risk.

21.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

King Prince Charles is visiting the Vatican today, presumably to request Prince Andrew be moved to a different parish after some trouble.

20.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 966    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6
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Trump's bid for Sydney casino 30 years ago rejected due to 'mafia connections’ Cabinet documents reveal police warned NSW government about approving a 1986-87 plan to build city’s first casino in Darling Harbour

A snippet of information that our US friends may not know: in the 1980s Donald Trump applied for a casino licence in Australia. It was refused because after investigations it was found he was just a front man for the mafia.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017...

21.10.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Windows vista

21.10.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Living on a prayer Bon Jovi. The Mariachis
YouTube video by Limber Cotrina Vargas Living on a prayer Bon Jovi. The Mariachis

The Mariachis are great.

youtu.be/DAHPIbhb45M?...

20.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone at AWS went to BWS on the way to work.

20.10.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

20.10.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

20.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Who’s your favourite Jedi? Wrong answers only.

18.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He is more of a wholesale politician.
All of his policies he pulls out of his hole then tries to sell them.

18.10.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there enough room for 2 redheads?

18.10.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The royal chester.

18.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The top half.

18.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a pretty shit memorial.

Normally it's a memorial plate.

Franklin Mint has really dropped the ball this time.

18.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

www.etsy.com/au/listing/1...

17.10.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Roger Glover And Guests - Love Is All
YouTube video by Oxygene 80 Roger Glover And Guests - Love Is All

And this
youtu.be/BR6pYICqZT0?...

16.10.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Share a cartoon from the past that kids today have probably never heard of

14.10.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#straya

πŸ˜‚

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a sign that says spatula city with two spatulas on it Alt: a sign that says spatula city with two spatulas on it
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