A deluge of AI slop is overwhelming the AI research field, including 89 conference papers submitted to NeurIPS by just one author! π
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Psychologist & fMRI-nerd. π§ + psychedelics, cannabis, sex hormones. Instrument botherer. The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys. My stuff: https://linktr.ee/mbwall My vids: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChaSxw9NuBrAFN3zjLQRbPg
A deluge of AI slop is overwhelming the AI research field, including 89 conference papers submitted to NeurIPS by just one author! π
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Thank God for Bluesky: A little love letter to the people who would not compromise with Nazis iandunt.substack.com/p/thank-god-...
05.12.2025 13:10 β π 1407 π 338 π¬ 103 π 83Diederik Stapel was a massive watershed moment in psychology.
However, he was -- and let's be slightly glib here -- some guy from The Netherlands who wrote social psychology papers.
The full accounting of the Eysenck case is approx, at minimum, TWO STAPELS.
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I'm very tempted. VERY.
03.12.2025 07:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How much trouble would I get in if I set this as my actual auto-reply? Would it be worth it for the lolz? π€
03.12.2025 07:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Fascinating that #EEG is one of the top trends, while #fMRI is declining.
We've just set up a @ucl.ac.uk EEG community and attendance was way over what we expected. Interesting times.
#neuroskyence
New study out today in Nature Comms: www.nature.com/articles/s41..., in which we set out to test whether ultrasound could influence the reward-related learning computations of the nucleus accumbens, building on decades of work on dopaminergic prediction error and reinforcement learning. And it did.
28.11.2025 12:26 β π 71 π 22 π¬ 6 π 4Cool! Best of luck with it. π
30.11.2025 05:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, you'd think that, right? Turns out it's surprisingly hard to do that these days...
29.11.2025 22:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Absolutely wild thread. Humanities students who refuse to read... anything. We are so screwed.
29.11.2025 20:59 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Good thread
28.11.2025 12:57 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 01/ DeepTaskGen learns a mapping from resting-state connectomes to whole-brain task fMRI, generating synthetic contrast maps in >20k UKB sbj that often match or outperform real data for predicting age, sex, cognition, and clinical measures. #RewardSignals #neuroskyence www.nature.com/articles/s42...
27.11.2025 18:49 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Oh God. How did this get through the editorial process?! *Checks journal name* Ah, yeah, OK.
27.11.2025 22:12 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0iβm not crying youβre crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
"Our economy is now dependent on bullshit-suicide-machines, therefore we must continue to shovel billions more dollars into bullshit-suicide-machines." π€£
25.11.2025 15:15 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is so funny.
"I'm afraid the economy now runs primarily on me and my idiot threads throwing more and more money at the Create the Torment Nexus project. We can't afford to go backwards. Blood for the Blood God. Skulls for the Skull Throne."
The A-Team credits were a lie. What the fuck
25.11.2025 10:42 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Just published my "Programming for Psychologists" course! π©βπ» github.com/Naubody/prog...
Designed for Psychology & Cognitive Neuroscience Master's students starting their programming journey at @vuamsterdam.bsky.social.
Feel free to share! Feedback welcome!
Attn all human MRI/fMRI folks! The Dept of Psychology at Northeastern University is hiring a new Director of the NU Biomedical Imaging Center at the level of Associate or Full Professor. Bonus: you'll have the best Chair EVER π Full ad here: northeastern.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/careers/job/...
24.11.2025 20:41 β π 17 π 24 π¬ 2 π 0There was a 50yr window in which it made economic sense to teach coding in schools and the British education system missed all of it.
24.11.2025 20:54 β π 19 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have Β£40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
24.11.2025 11:02 β π 3849 π 1747 π¬ 147 π 184Our new paper is out in Nature Communications! nature.com/articles/s41...
We combined psychophysics, 7T fMRI, and computational modeling of vision with placebo, 5mg, and 10mg psilocybin, in the same group of participants, to clarify the computational mechanisms of psychedelics. π§΅
Hospital scenes were filmed in the hospital I was born in.
24.11.2025 05:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh wow - this is incredible work! πππ
24.11.2025 05:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
17.11.2025 20:08 β π 1587 π 314 π¬ 17 π 6Oh... Oh no. We are so screwed.
22.11.2025 16:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow - this is cool. Could be a game-changer.
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