Eli Selzer

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

A man dressed as Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show poses menacingly.

A woman dressed as Riff Raff from The Rocky Horror Picture Show poses seductively.

A man dressed as Riff Raff and a woman dressed as Magenta from The Rocky Horror Picture Show pose performing “elbow sex.” A large golden dog (presumably Rocky) sits in front of them looking up.

It’s just a jump to the left…

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The soundtrack and score LP box sets from the movie Sinners are on display on a turntable with a blood red vinyl record ready to play.

Update: I invited the delivery driver inside. Wondering if that was a mistake…

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

I ordered the day they went on sale, and mine are somewhere between Michigan and here.

Damn it, mine are still on their way!

I’m having a very hard time convincing myself not to leave this team in the past.

Do they have the new variant version (or does anyone)? My office health center has the shot, but it’s still the older one.

I certainly wouldn’t have checked it, no matter the price, but I’ll happily take any dime that comes from Smart Aleck’s Guide. Bleed those bastards dry.

It’s tradition in our house to read the full ad copy on the RiffTrax website out loud prior to watching a riff. This write up is all time great!

I have early working notes on exactly this in my puzzle drafts, but haven’t been able to get enough for a full theme. Though calling be a “beginner” constructor would be generous and someone who knows what they’re doing could probably crack it.

So, did YouTube just think you could hold up a mic in the stadium and use that to broadcast performances? Haven’t heard a bit of the anthems or half time performance. Real amateur production value.

The steel book BluRay case for Master and Commander The Far Side of the World on a black table.

My wife got this steel book because she worked on the restoration, and a pack of 12-15 wild dads followed us home.

But all the characters are five years old, right? RIGHT?!?

Holy shit. I’d never seen this version; the Tonight Show Band is INCREDIBLE!

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Birthday twins! I’m spending mine drinking at Disneyland.

If only Los Angeles Children’s Hospital had this courage

A screenshot from the Spelling Bee game. The guess is “bangarang” and the game’s response is “Not in word list”

Damn it, Rufio

Give some credit to Carl Gottleib! Iron Balls McGinty is a hell of a screenwriter

2 dark red cocktails with light white foam in Nick & Nora glasses with cherries speared to skull-headed picks across the top.

Ok, picked up a bottle of Plymouth Sloe Gin (a big upgrade over my previous bottle), and we’re on! Surprisingly light cocktail. Bright and refreshing, though almost neutral in flavor. Might do an absinthe spray wash in the glass next time to try and get more anise character.

Turns out the mediocre sloe gin I have in my cabinet is actually the mediocre sloe gin I HAD in my cabinet. Alas, it will have to wait.

I don’t know that the sloe gin in my cabinet qualifies as “decent,” but I’ll definitely be making this tonight

Today's newsletter is my big takedown of Rahm Emanuel and his anti-trans BS. www.readtpa.com/p/the-smalle...

A large brown dog with a white chest smiles while sitting on a green lawn.

A large brown dog with a white chest sits on a green lawn in front of a dirt hill and looks off to his right

A bald man with a mustache and glasses sits on a couch with his arm around a large brown dog.

A woman with short red hair sits on a couch with a large, smiling brown dog draped across her lap.

It took 6 months of processing grief, but we were finally ready last week to bring a new dog into our lives. Meet Huckleberry: 130lbs of pure love!

in the final hours of pride month, we just passed $25,000 USD raised for trans charities 🥹 thank you all so much, seriously

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

I really wish that movie camera wasn’t in the background. I’d be way more interested in the story where that woman somehow ended up in actual Ancient Rome.

Used to be able to afford Five Guys Named Moe, but in this economy?