Oh shoot my b

Oh my b

I hated Edmund before this, so it feels great that everyone is starting to come around.

There have been 28 weekdays this year, so if you look at it like that, you have been pretty productive. You have taken appropriate breaks that everyone is allowed.

Worked on my phone!

Have also tried and unable to get on.

I'm also having a bad evening. Someone ripped the fifth page out of my new calendar.

I'm dismayed.

hey! your balloon!

Welcome back! Blessings of Pope Starr upon you

I apologize to anyone looking at my profile looking for more bangers and only seeing smut.

To clarify further, though, I do not apologize for the smut.

*are the better choice.

My life for an edit button.

Raphael, "School of Athens" (detail of Plato and Aristotle), 1509-1511. Stanza della Segnatura, Palazzi Pontifici, Vatican.

Hunter Biden and Benjamin Franklin arguing if Latina women or older French women are the better.

I could make school lunch debt words that don't make sense together.

His already hide from him

Fooling around

rhystic studies shirt with a big dragon ass on it

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

[iris in cut to Zohran by a gallows] This time, we're streamlining the process, and saving you money. How? No prison sentences, no hard labor sentences. [jump cut to closeup] If you're a redeemable Fed, we'll get you help. If not- [jump cut to gallows floor dropping out] we'll just get you.

Something that worked for me in the past was chewing gum and celery. It tired out my jaw and was a bargain I could make with myself. "If I chew the gum for 30 mins and eat 2 stalks I can eat something else."

Didn't get me to zero snacks, but got me to snack less somewhat.

I tear up just listening to The Fellowship Reunited cause of that scene. Seeing it on the big screen after watching all the movies back-to-back is such an experience.

the demands schumer laid out, in light of existing rules and current ICE practices, are not a serious effort at modifying ICE’s behavior in any meaningful sense. they’re an attempt to mollify the base with meaningless bullshit without actually changing anything so they can move on to affordability

Rorschach from Watchmen with Joe Biden's face over his mask. It is terribly done. Absolutely garbage amount of effort.

The accumulated filth of all their pronouns and blue hair will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Cut the Malarkey."

gay and straight marriage are both illegal. the only recognized form of union will be polyamorous tetrads where at least one partner is named "leaf"

Pat Neely, a kobold, and a cat. All in Save to Win outfits. The only show where smart shopping leads to money in your pocket.

Done by the amazing @audreyfromearth.gay

A friend drew fanart of our sonas in Save to Win outfits specifically cause we watched your video on it.

had to try to explain to a family member that I don't play pokemon TCG pocket anymore because I missed a couple free packs and that breaks the gacha spell on my brain because I go "well I'll be behind forever now so why bother" (they didn't get it)

YouTube video by Malört & Savior - Topic On The Day It Finally Happens

I do love the musical stylings of Malort & Savior.

#Arknights #nsfw commissions