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Unpublished novelist. Streamer. No one of consequence. Four decades of doing this shit. they/them

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Holy shit, it's a miracle. He's made a conclusion based in reality!

Yeah, you and the republicans have been fucking around, here comes the finding out.

05.11.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Two NYT notifications: 

BREAKING NEWS: the Trump administration will send only partial payments this month to the millions who receive food stamps. 

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO: President Trump urged New Yorkers to vote for Andrew Cuomo for mayor, writing on social media β€œyou really have no choice”

Two NYT notifications: BREAKING NEWS: the Trump administration will send only partial payments this month to the millions who receive food stamps. TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO: President Trump urged New Yorkers to vote for Andrew Cuomo for mayor, writing on social media β€œyou really have no choice”

The best minds couldn’t put together a political ad better than these back to back NYT push notifications.

03.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

It's Election Day! Get out there & vote (if you haven't already)!

Also, in addition to the Missoula City Council races, here are some other results I'll be tracking:

- NYC Mayor
- Seattle Mayor
- Virginia Governor
- New Jersey Governor

If there are any races you're watching, let me know as well!

04.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 493    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

Pure yote pup.

05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not very shocking. Abusers don't take kindly to being called out.

05.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really impressive how mainstream racism has gone from innuendo in the 90s to outright full bellied declaration in the 00s to now.

05.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🎧 HEADPHONES ON! πŸ”ˆ
Here’s a teaser of some of the work that @foxamoore.bsky.social has been doing for the Noss Saga. Each audiobook has a unique orchestrated intro/outro, serving as bookends that blend motifs from the book’s songs.

04.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

That's obviously a suit of chain mail +3

04.11.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Taur Trek: Lower Deck commissions I finished in stream today!

If you are interested in getting on, you can ask for a "Lower Decks" style chibi on my kofi! #startrek #lowerdecks #taur #chakat
ko-fi.com/c/6be0ac2d99

04.11.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

C'mon New York. Give us a little light in these dark times.

04.11.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A post on Mastodon by small cypress (@small_cypress@indieweb.social):

As an art teacher I was worried AI would come up as an issue of "why should I learn how to draw when I can use AI instead."

But the real issue is that my middle schoolers CONSTANTLY believe all art I show them is AI. Digital art. Photography. Oil paintings from the Western canon. "A human couldn't do that"

Being convinced that humans can't make great art is kind of terrifying

A post on Mastodon by small cypress (@small_cypress@indieweb.social): As an art teacher I was worried AI would come up as an issue of "why should I learn how to draw when I can use AI instead." But the real issue is that my middle schoolers CONSTANTLY believe all art I show them is AI. Digital art. Photography. Oil paintings from the Western canon. "A human couldn't do that" Being convinced that humans can't make great art is kind of terrifying

I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.

04.11.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3030    πŸ” 1129    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 146

Saw a food influencer say with a straight face she discovered a little known ingredient that can zhuzh up any food from soups to noodles.

This secrect ingredient?

Gochujang

It's like when they "discovered" Mt. Everest

04.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 3

When the ACME product doesn't work correctly.

04.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao

01.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2253    πŸ” 569    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 13

There were people trying to blame the economy on Obama 1-2 months before he first took office, so yep.

03.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to sketch this.

It was a burning need.

#art #painting #watercolor #TraditionalArt

04.11.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Know your rights when voting today.

04.11.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3763    πŸ” 1938    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 51

This morning @joshknight1st.bsky.social wakes me up and says, "Hey, Dick Cheney's dead."

Me: "Wow, what?"

Josh: "Yeah. 84, heart conditions."

Me: "Wow, he had 84 heart conditions? I knew it was a lot, but..."

04.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

"we should run moderates in moderate areas" okay well what about in progressive areas "we should run moderates there too" I see, and who is "we" in this thought experiment

04.11.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1196    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

ur over 6'?? what r ur pronouns, fee/fi/fo/fum?

04.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 834    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

Such cute foxlings!

04.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Mom got us McVole's!"

04.11.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Weird guy who thinks he will never die because he got readings of his son’s boners

Weird guy who thinks he will never die because he got readings of his son’s boners

Weird guy who gets a push alert every time his son gets a boner

Weird guy who gets a push alert every time his son gets a boner

People act like all conservatives are the same when the movement has a ton of diverse intellectual traditions. For example:

Bryan Johnson who measures the size of his son’s erections for technofascist reasons

Mike Johnson measures how often his son gets an erection for christofascist reasons

03.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 910    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us

04.11.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3624    πŸ” 1050    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 32
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Made a comic based off... real life.

04.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

A ban on porn featuring choking and incest in the UK is gonna lead to a lot of smutty fanfic readers suddenly cut off from about half of AO3. I wonder how many conservatives think this won't affect them because "I read _erotica_, I don't watch PORNOGRAPHY!"

04.11.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean, the "Blue no matter who" folk got awfully quiet when someone distinctly not purple got traction.

04.11.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is something that cannot be stressed enough. The reason it might sometimes look like the political left is rife with disagreement is specifically because it allows for diversity and disagreement to exist. There isn't a one-size-fits-all. Ongoing discussion is part of the package, it's healthy.

21.10.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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good Reddit

03.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3069    πŸ” 859    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 20
Pre-order now! Audiobook, ebook, hardcover, and paperback of Feral Flame on a green backdrop. Out November 11.

Pre-order now! Audiobook, ebook, hardcover, and paperback of Feral Flame on a green backdrop. Out November 11.

ONE WEEK TILL RELEASE!
But you can pre-order Feral Flame right now, directly on my site: www.joaquinbaldwin.com/pages/book4

04.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

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