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Dragon Quest II
Princess of Moonbrooke, Prince of Midenhall, Prince of Cannock (as animal characters)

Do we even need to make the "huh, it's not a drag queen" joke anymore and just admit that Republicans are the party of pedophiles from the top down.

Elon constantly gets in slap fights on the internet, gets embarrassed by his own chatbot, and then spends a month pestering his employees to tweak it so it doesn't happen anymore. According to the market this is our most productive industrialist

Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it

Wolverine from Golden Kamuy, showing her cute round eyes!

They have cute round eyes!

Work assignments? Like what? Some light sex trafficking?

#SaveSpeech

Updated list of major US bills ya'll need to yell at your congressmen about, w/ talking points.

Tell em to say NO to:

SCREEN ACT
KOSA
IODA

www.congress.gov/members/find...

CALL EM. MAIL EM. EMAIL EM. MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD.

Finally an accolade he actually earned all on his own.

For my non-French speaking friends:

"Trump wants to attack the homeless, not homelessness"

if you all need a taste of how long it takes to undo fascism, the weimar republic legalized abortions, the fascists made them illegal, and we still have remnants of the fascist anti-abortion laws right now in germany, abortions are illegal but decriminalized. we still are not back at weimar.

Engaged in foxy behaviour.

she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

The world never changes.

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This will live in my brain until the very last synapse fires

... okay, /one/ British delicacy that is legitimately good.

Apparently, it was de-linked from the Out of Context Star Trek account. The images was the end of the episode "Up the Long Ladder," of which I was critiquing the episode it came from.

Why de-linked? Dunno, I'd like to say I was being cordial, referring to the art rather than the people. But eh?

I think that's just called "being a furry."

I’ve been married to my husband for 17 years this past August 2nd. Kim Davis has been through 3 marriages.

Get fucked you miserable hobgoblin.
*jazz hands*

You have the right to remain rigid.

Anything you moan or do can be admissible in the cunt of law.

You have the right to a pregame wank. If you don't have one, then one will be provided.

Spotify says, “here’s an artist you’ll love” Meg says, “cool more Celtic music?”. Spotify says, “Chris Brown!” And Meg’s face scrunches in distaste. “The domestic abuser who beat up Rhianna?” She says. “YES.” Replies spotify.

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER: We’re closing down the X-files again.

MULDER: Because I’m too close to truth!

SKINNER: No, a DOGE guy named “Big Balls” got pounded into hamburger by a pack of rowdy teens, so the president is turning you into a traffic cop.

This is literally the thing Republicans have claimed justifies a maximalist view of 2nd Amendment rights

it's pretty frustrating how republicans can just spew endless lies about city life with zero repercussions but the moment a dem disparages a pickup truck it's open season

"Why are you a furry and into punk culture?"

The mid 90s:

"I can't say slurs anymore, so that means comedy is dead."

No, means people don't want that kind of media anymore.

Seriously though.

It might sound paranoid, but with the way things are going and continued efforts to censor the internet, anything that's not saved on a personal hard drive or printed has a decent chance of disappearing from the web forever should conservatives succeed.

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Former client, Graeme Hart, 50, said: “At first we thought it was a piss-take, but then he started following up, banging on about his ‘time’ and ‘expertise’.

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Chakat Gildedtongue hugging a generic furry with arms and forelegs. Art by ReynGoldfur.

Gives the best hugs!