F@ggot Sesshomaru

Washington Post-Mortem

I was reincarnated as a girl and now I’m lobbying for trans medical sorcery

And they were roommates

Ok but was it loratadine or pseudoephedrine

YouTube video by MEpearl Marsupial Meditation

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I think the reason bl appeals to women is because it’s one of the ways that they can view a relationship where there is no immediate and endemic imbalance of power. Two people who view each other as both strong and weak is hard to find with modern heterosexuality in media.

This is what makes some anime about women fighting for men they love good and what makes some absolutely evil. Some protagonists obtain their women and that’s that, and some establish and maintain healthy relationships that have ebbs and flows (and require work)

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

The next time you go into heat let us know

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

Cloobs (clown boobs)

Can’t believed he was named after pathologic 2

Is the bartender gay ?? For science

This is the erotic content I want fuck the cowboy (I love the cowboy fuck him extra hard)

My friend sent me this tveet
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So as we see, financial stock profits are really about fiercely predicting when a company is going to gag everyone, and then sticking with their Versace house boots tea until it looks like their pussy is about to start to stank so you can sell while their still gagging the dolls one last time.

And if I’m the first to spill the tea, many divas might start selling their stock in the company. Their boots tea stocks might start plummeting on top of their pussy stanking bad as the dolls lose confidence in them seeing everyone not gagging on them.

Now me, I can gag all of the dolls if I can predict exactly when some diva doll is on the up and up and buy their stock when it’s cheap, and then sell their stock when I can predict when their pussy stank bad.

It’s a win win for you and the company, and the loser skank eats the financial losses in their initial investment when the stock goes down.

So you get a net profit as a shareholder in a pussy company, the company gets their bills paid henny, and some loser skank who doesn’t know the company’s stock is going down is getting their wig absolutely snatched off.

And the amount that initial investment grew is called your net profit, because you’re netting some dollars mama and your body is tea.

But if the market is still gagging your tea, you can just take the initial investment that you made into the Versace house boots stocks when it wasn’t fierce tea and reinvest in some other pussy company.

Those non liquidatable assets are more resilient to shifts in the stock market than liquidatable assets like futures or stocks or shorts. That’s when I keep my ice in my doll’s bank safe, or buy me some property queen.

If the market is going down on it honey, that’s ok queen. Because you liquidated your Versace house boots assets, you can place them into the real dolls’ hands to accumulate non liquidatable assets like some ice on your wrists or a mansion in the Hollywood hills diva.

And then the fierce diva who bought them from you isn’t actually cunty because you only sell when you think the company’s stock will no longer gag the market. Or just because the market itself isn’t gagging mawmaw.

But because when you dropped your money honey on their financial Versace house boots they cost less, you’re able to turn up Charlie XCX’s Trophy bc u got a body tea profit from your sale of the gagging company’s stock.

In honor of my friend

a stock is when you fiercely slay a company with your dollar tease that you think is going to gag the market with their financial dolls. And then you gag the company by selling your stocks to the next fierce diva.

Even in Captain Planet the writers room would be like ok tone it back

Me buying weed and then looking at my bank account